Maybe the shooter freaked out and wet himself. Not exactly a hardened criminal.
S8 E14Drops Out
The name on the lease is Kellen Tyford.
Drops?
The nightclub promoter?
Yeah, and get this, he leases the upstairs apartment too.
That's a lotta apartments for a guy who's getting free room and board.
(after Drops lost his chess game) Looks like something more than forensics be jammin' a brotha up in here.
Man, y'all some jinxes, man.
This is a set-up, don't you get it? Ivy league college student versus a high school drop out, convict, you got no chance. ... So said a jury of your peers.
8 months, on a weak ass weapons charge, it's a vacation, man.
I can't explain these women. One minute, they're sending each other cupcakes on Facebook, the next they're trying to kill each other over a broken curling iron.
(about Dana) This is the type of girl that you have to find in person.
Well, give us some addresses.
What are you gonna do? Mapquest her ass? 'Cause that's not gonna work. There's only one way to find this girl. Let me out. (Brass laughs) No, for real, I mean. I can have her for you today.
You think that we can just pop you outta jail?
Yeah. Like 48 hours. You know the flick, they bust Eddie outta jail, get the bad guy, everything's cool.
You think this is a joke, man? Dead bodies are piling up around your new family, now that would worry me.
[to Archie] You ever worry that you could be replaced by a computer?
Every day of my life.
We've got a BOLO out on Dana Espinoza in connection with the apartment homicides. She's considered armed, dangerous, and pregnant.
Oh! Raging hormones and a gun; we got to get that off the street fast.
(while being released from jail for 48 hours to help them, sees Brass and Nick) Well, look who it is: Mom and Dad. (they put cuffs and an ankle bracelet on him) One big happy family, huh?
Yes. Get in the car. (Drops does and Brass shuts the door) I got a feeling I'm gonna regret this.
I already do.
And what makes you so sure that Dana would go to this guy Bruce anyway?
If Dana's on the run, she's gonna need some on the run money, let's say Zigzag, handles certain aspects of my finances.
What? Like laundering the street fig?
No, actually my 401k. Why you always tossin' the pimp card at me, man? I guess to you a black man in a suit is a pimp.
Aw, did I hurt your feelings?
So, who else would Dana go for help? Zigzag doesn't seem to be like a very big talker.
You're a lot funnier than I remember, crime lab, you been goin' to cop-comedy school?
(unenthused after Drops gives him an address) Jackson and D, yippee, we're going to the hood.
S8 E15The Theory of Everything
(looking at the dead deer with a tutu on) Doe. A deer. A female deer...
It's not funny.
It's a little funny. (starts taking pictures)
Doc, I already took photos.
Not for my scrap book, 'ya didn't.
This is animal abuse.
The killing? Sure. The dress? Pet owners put sweaters on chihuahuas.
Together in death, as they were in life.
Guy abuses wildlife, then bursts into flames. I call it karma.
No physical signs that their relationship was anything other than platonic.
I mean, we're the ones encroaching on their habitat, you don't see them shooting us.
Consider this justice for Bambi's mother.
You're a geeky, nerdy guy trapped in a woman's body
So are you.
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(about his girlfriend taking his pepper spray) But she dances nights at the Acid Strip.
(chuckles) What, does she clip the can to her g-string?
That'd be a deterrent to stuffing a tip in there, wouldn't it?
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