Warrick Brown quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Warrick

Don't take it personally miss, but he's [Grissom] kind of married to his job.

Warrick

(About fingerprints in an elevator) It's like the Circle Bar on a Friday night - three million people on top of each other.

Warrick

I'm all over it like a cheap suit.

Warrick

Looks like gink work. It's the kind of thing speed freaks do when they've been up for 10 days straight...and they've already taken apart the radio.

Warrick

Hey, I hear David's resurrecting the dead now.

Catherine

What do you think?

Warrick

Oh, he's lying. That's why I took this job. I can always tell when Whitey's talking out his ass. It's a gift.

Grissom

I need you to roll up your sleeve and give me a pint of your blood

What for?

Grissom

It's customary for all new hires.

Why?

Grissom

So many reasons...

Warrick

Where'd you get the blood?

Grissom

The new girl. Want to donate?

Warrick

Hell no.

Greg

What's Grissom doing?

Warrick

He's trying to find a missing boat.

Greg

And let me guess, Catherine got bored?

Warrick

Well you know Grissom, the shortest distance between two points is science. For Catherine, it's pounding the pavement.

Grissom

Teenage wasteland! (Referencing The Who's hit song, "Baba O'Riley")

Warrick

Who?

Grissom

Yeah!

Grissom

So, how's the thing going on Eddie Willows?

Warrick

What thing?

Grissom

The thing that I told Catherine to pass off to you.

Warrick

(realizes and tries to cover) Oh, good. Um... we just put some stuff through the lab.

Grissom

Get ahold of the DMV?

Warrick

I was just about to.

Grissom

(slams the locker door shut as Catherine walks in) Warrick, why would you call the DMV for a rape case? (Warrick sighs at getting caught)

Catherine

Okay. I didn't hand it off.

Grissom

Really?

Warrick

If you want me to suave anyone, I got to know the shot.

Catherine

I know. (Warrick goes to the other side of the room) I'm sorry. (Catherine walks over to Grissom, trying to explain) I'm doing this for Lindsey.

Grissom

What's the status?

Catherine

Skin samples from under the women's fingernails are consistent with Ed's. I saw some bruises. But Eddie's style has always been very... involved. Vigorous.

Grissom

...Vigorous.

Warrick

She's trying to tell you Eddie likes it rough.

Catherine

Thank you, Warrick. Eddie said that she was into it.

Sara

Both guns are nine millimeter automatics. Brass isn't going to like this.

Warrick

I don't give a damn what Brass likes.

Sara

Like I do? If Tyner's dirty, he goes down. I just know what happens when you piss off the P.D.

Warrick

Yeah, it's war.

Brass

So I bet you think I owe you one, huh?

Warrick

We work. We get paid. You don't owe me anything.

Brass

(smirks) Fine with me.

Brass

(looking at Jesse's polygraph results) Well, the sick bastard is on the up and up. Except your last question. Your "Why"?

Catherine

That they killed the family so they could be together?

Brass

Operator says his respiratory reactions were inconsistent. He's lying.

Nick

We got them both. I don't much care why they did it.

Warrick

I'm with you there.

Grissom

I care. I don't like holes. What are they hiding?

Warrick

You need to tell somebody when you're cutting the lights.

Grissom'

What, are you working for OSHA now?

Nick

You look a little tired. Want me to give you a bottle, make you go night night?

Warrick

Want me to clack that jaw and make you go night night?