Drops quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

Drops

I can't explain these women. One minute, they're sending each other cupcakes on Facebook, the next they're trying to kill each other over a broken curling iron.

Brass

(after Drops lost his chess game) Looks like something more than forensics be jammin' a brotha up in here.

Drops

Man, y'all some jinxes, man.

Brass

This is a set-up, don't you get it? Ivy league college student versus a high school drop out, convict, you got no chance. ... So said a jury of your peers.

Drops

8 months, on a weak ass weapons charge, it's a vacation, man.

Drops

(about Dana) This is the type of girl that you have to find in person.

Nick

Well, give us some addresses.

Drops

What are you gonna do? Mapquest her ass? 'Cause that's not gonna work. There's only one way to find this girl. Let me out. (Brass laughs) No, for real, I mean. I can have her for you today.

Nick

You think that we can just pop you outta jail?

Drops

Yeah. Like 48 hours. You know the flick, they bust Eddie outta jail, get the bad guy, everything's cool.

Nick

You think this is a joke, man? Dead bodies are piling up around your new family, now that would worry me.

Drops

(while being released from jail for 48 hours to help them, sees Brass and Nick) Well, look who it is: Mom and Dad. (they put cuffs and an ankle bracelet on him) One big happy family, huh?

Brass

Yes. Get in the car. (Drops does and Brass shuts the door) I got a feeling I'm gonna regret this.

Nick

I already do.

Nick

And what makes you so sure that Dana would go to this guy Bruce anyway?

Drops

If Dana's on the run, she's gonna need some on the run money, let's say Zigzag, handles certain aspects of my finances.

Brass

What? Like laundering the street fig?

Drops

No, actually my 401k. Why you always tossin' the pimp card at me, man? I guess to you a black man in a suit is a pimp.

Brass

Aw, did I hurt your feelings?

Nick

So, who else would Dana go for help? Zigzag doesn't seem to be like a very big talker.

Drops

You're a lot funnier than I remember, crime lab, you been goin' to cop-comedy school?