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CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 8, Episode 14

“Drops Out” quotes from CSI: Crime Scene Investigation

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“Drops Out” · Season 8, Episode 14

In this episode: Drops (6), Nick Stokes (5), Jim Brass (5), Gil Grissom (3), Catherine Willows (2), Greg Sanders (1), Warrick Brown (1), David Phillips (1)

(looks up to see blood dripping from the ceiling) Looks like this crime has a second story.

(looking at the victim who was shot in the head) Organ donor. Her heart was in the right place.

Unfortunately her head was in the wrong place.

Maybe the shooter freaked out and wet himself. Not exactly a hardened criminal.

The name on the lease is Kellen Tyford.

Drops?

The nightclub promoter?

Yeah, and get this, he leases the upstairs apartment too.

That's a lotta apartments for a guy who's getting free room and board.

(after Drops lost his chess game) Looks like something more than forensics be jammin' a brotha up in here.

Man, y'all some jinxes, man.

This is a set-up, don't you get it? Ivy league college student versus a high school drop out, convict, you got no chance. ... So said a jury of your peers.

8 months, on a weak ass weapons charge, it's a vacation, man.

I can't explain these women. One minute, they're sending each other cupcakes on Facebook, the next they're trying to kill each other over a broken curling iron.

(about Dana) This is the type of girl that you have to find in person.

Well, give us some addresses.

What are you gonna do? Mapquest her ass? 'Cause that's not gonna work. There's only one way to find this girl. Let me out. (Brass laughs) No, for real, I mean. I can have her for you today.

You think that we can just pop you outta jail?

Yeah. Like 48 hours. You know the flick, they bust Eddie outta jail, get the bad guy, everything's cool.

You think this is a joke, man? Dead bodies are piling up around your new family, now that would worry me.

We've got a BOLO out on Dana Espinoza in connection with the apartment homicides. She's considered armed, dangerous, and pregnant.

Oh! Raging hormones and a gun; we got to get that off the street fast.

(while being released from jail for 48 hours to help them, sees Brass and Nick) Well, look who it is: Mom and Dad. (they put cuffs and an ankle bracelet on him) One big happy family, huh?

Yes. Get in the car. (Drops does and Brass shuts the door) I got a feeling I'm gonna regret this.

I already do.

And what makes you so sure that Dana would go to this guy Bruce anyway?

If Dana's on the run, she's gonna need some on the run money, let's say Zigzag, handles certain aspects of my finances.

What? Like laundering the street fig?

No, actually my 401k. Why you always tossin' the pimp card at me, man? I guess to you a black man in a suit is a pimp.

Aw, did I hurt your feelings?

So, who else would Dana go for help? Zigzag doesn't seem to be like a very big talker.

You're a lot funnier than I remember, crime lab, you been goin' to cop-comedy school?

(unenthused after Drops gives him an address) Jackson and D, yippee, we're going to the hood.

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