So this guy gets out of jail and under the running time of The Godfather, he's dead.
Well, a lot of people die at the end of Godfather.
S9 E6Say Uncle
BBob
One of my video analysts caught news of your double in Koreatown and recognized the male vic while scanning one of our video feeds from a unrelated shoplifting investigation.
Wow.
Video analyst?
BBob
Yeah, why what do you call 'em?
Wow. You've got some really great cameras.
BBob
As good as any on the strip. In fact our crime lab is better equipped than most in the country.
Now, that's a crime.
Our girl's done time. Three months for prostitution.
Three months, that's pretty harsh for Vegas.
Prostitution with HIV.
Oh, that's like pointing a gun and pulling the trigger.
Nothing says 'I love you' like processed sugar.
I know this seems like a simple trash hut, but it could make or break the case. The sooner we find this stuff, the sooner we're gonna find this kid. So, don't be afraid to get your hands dirty. (notices Hodges not walking with them) Hodges, come on man, I know you're not nuts about the field but I didn't bring you all the way out here to just stand around, you know what I mean?
Can I see you for a second?
What?
You can work hard (opens up a trash bin right by the crime scene) or you can work smart. (Nick pulls out a bag from Dempsey's department store) Can I go now?
I just got faxed Sung Bang's prison record, and there's something weird on his personal release form. Listen to this, the guy left prison with a 9mm.
They let him out of jail with a gun?
Well, it's only a misdemeanor, y'know, it's like a hotel, you get back what you checked in.
So, you can go out and commit a felony?
Apparently.
How do we know Cora wasn't packing? The father of her son was a gangster, she was living with a gangster, I wouldn't put it past her.
Well, let's see. [grabs the vic's jeans]
Most woman's clothes don't have a place to hide a gun, that's uh, that's what purses are for.
You think they shot each other
Why not? There's motive. The evidence suggests it.
Where are their guns?
Dead man with a gun in the hood, gone in sixty seconds. Jin skips town because this family dispute uncovers his once invisible gang. He leaves the booby trap because he's angry about it.
It's possible. It's also possible that Jin shot both vics. Which is what the kid said and he was the closest witness.
If your uncle and your mother shot each other, you would probably blame the gang banger too.
Okay, pilgrim. We'll settle this on the street.
The kid shot his mother for shooting his uncle.
So you think Jin had nothing to do with it?
Not the shooting.
Well, it makes sense. His uncle was trying to protect him and his mother was torturing him.
Park never controlled anything in his life till he fired that gun.
An HIV-positive eight-year-old. No wonder no-one wanted to talk. Juvie may be the best thing for him. He'll get the care he needs there.
Yeah. I'm sorry we solved this. I really am.
S9 E7Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda
Take a couple of high school kids, put 'em in a fast car, add a few beers and a driver with a lead foot. Throw in an unexpected obstacle and the rules of physics and what you get is a very abrupt end to a party on wheels.
CCavaliere
You just described my whole senior year, which admittedly ended better than theirs.
You want COD on Janelle Rowe?
Bullet to the head?
Exsanguination from transection of the jugular by a .38 caliber round, if you please.
Was treated hardwood and white ash; known for its durable bending quality and hardness. Not unlike me.
You didn't learn anything in sensitivity training, did you?
I took what I needed and I left the rest.
[Nick and Hodges are playing Mailbox Baseball in the parking garage]
Nicky, for God's sake, are you trying to break your arm?
Don't sweat it, I tried it on the dummy first. Didn't break his arm, it's not gonna break mine.
It became clear during our experiments that it would take something far more massive than an aluminum mailbox to generate the force necessary to cause the fracture in the victims arm.
We're thinking telephone pole, sign post, I'm gonna go back to the crime scene and check it out.
Then why are you guys still in here smashing mailboxes?
Because it's fun. My turn!
S9 E8Young Man With A Horn
Well it looks like they're a cute couple, I give you that, but what I don't get is why anybody wants to watch that show. I don't, it's a talent contest? It's more like a humiliation ritual.
Well you'd know about that.
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