If you speak English now would be a good time to start...
If it's going to get me out of here quicker, I'll be William freaking Shakespeare.
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 9, Episode 6
“Say Uncle” · Season 9, Episode 6
In this episode: Gil Grissom (5), Catherine Willows (4), Greg Sanders (3), Jim Brass (3), Riley (3), Nick Stokes (1), David Hodges (1), Al Robbins (1)
If you speak English now would be a good time to start...
If it's going to get me out of here quicker, I'll be William freaking Shakespeare.
(about the victim) Attractive girl, on drugs, on the street, with an ex-con, and no I.D.
Sounds like a street hooker.
Yeah. But not someone who pays for plastic surgery.
Ah, well, maybe it's a business investment, courtesy of her pimp.
So this guy gets out of jail and under the running time of The Godfather, he's dead.
Well, a lot of people die at the end of Godfather.
One of my video analysts caught news of your double in Koreatown and recognized the male vic while scanning one of our video feeds from a unrelated shoplifting investigation.
Wow.
Video analyst?
Yeah, why what do you call 'em?
Wow. You've got some really great cameras.
As good as any on the strip. In fact our crime lab is better equipped than most in the country.
Now, that's a crime.
Our girl's done time. Three months for prostitution.
Three months, that's pretty harsh for Vegas.
Prostitution with HIV.
Oh, that's like pointing a gun and pulling the trigger.
Nothing says 'I love you' like processed sugar.
I know this seems like a simple trash hut, but it could make or break the case. The sooner we find this stuff, the sooner we're gonna find this kid. So, don't be afraid to get your hands dirty. (notices Hodges not walking with them) Hodges, come on man, I know you're not nuts about the field but I didn't bring you all the way out here to just stand around, you know what I mean?
Can I see you for a second?
What?
You can work hard (opens up a trash bin right by the crime scene) or you can work smart. (Nick pulls out a bag from Dempsey's department store) Can I go now?
I just got faxed Sung Bang's prison record, and there's something weird on his personal release form. Listen to this, the guy left prison with a 9mm.
They let him out of jail with a gun?
Well, it's only a misdemeanor, y'know, it's like a hotel, you get back what you checked in.
So, you can go out and commit a felony?
Apparently.
How do we know Cora wasn't packing? The father of her son was a gangster, she was living with a gangster, I wouldn't put it past her.
Well, let's see. [grabs the vic's jeans]
Most woman's clothes don't have a place to hide a gun, that's uh, that's what purses are for.
You think they shot each other
Why not? There's motive. The evidence suggests it.
Where are their guns?
Dead man with a gun in the hood, gone in sixty seconds. Jin skips town because this family dispute uncovers his once invisible gang. He leaves the booby trap because he's angry about it.
It's possible. It's also possible that Jin shot both vics. Which is what the kid said and he was the closest witness.
If your uncle and your mother shot each other, you would probably blame the gang banger too.
Okay, pilgrim. We'll settle this on the street.
The kid shot his mother for shooting his uncle.
So you think Jin had nothing to do with it?
Not the shooting.
Well, it makes sense. His uncle was trying to protect him and his mother was torturing him.
Park never controlled anything in his life till he fired that gun.
An HIV-positive eight-year-old. No wonder no-one wanted to talk. Juvie may be the best thing for him. He'll get the care he needs there.
Yeah. I'm sorry we solved this. I really am.
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