CSI: Crime Scene Investigation · Season 9, Episode 7
“Woulda, Coulda, Shoulda” · Season 9, Episode 7
In this episode: Catherine Willows (2), Nick Stokes (2), David Hodges (2), Al Robbins (1), Riley (1)
Take a couple of high school kids, put 'em in a fast car, add a few beers and a driver with a lead foot. Throw in an unexpected obstacle and the rules of physics and what you get is a very abrupt end to a party on wheels.
You just described my whole senior year, which admittedly ended better than theirs.
You want COD on Janelle Rowe?
Bullet to the head?
Exsanguination from transection of the jugular by a .38 caliber round, if you please.
Was treated hardwood and white ash; known for its durable bending quality and hardness. Not unlike me.
You didn't learn anything in sensitivity training, did you?
I took what I needed and I left the rest.
[Nick and Hodges are playing Mailbox Baseball in the parking garage]
Nicky, for God's sake, are you trying to break your arm?
Don't sweat it, I tried it on the dummy first. Didn't break his arm, it's not gonna break mine.
It became clear during our experiments that it would take something far more massive than an aluminum mailbox to generate the force necessary to cause the fracture in the victims arm.
We're thinking telephone pole, sign post, I'm gonna go back to the crime scene and check it out.
Then why are you guys still in here smashing mailboxes?
Because it's fun. My turn!
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