Sam?
Did you notice that?
Notice what?
Everything just got calm.
I don't notice any difference.
Oh, yes, yes. There's a difference in everything. The whole world just changed for me. [pause, looking up] Ohh, look. The stars are new. The moon is new. Sam Malone is new, and I like him. [pointing to the stars] And I like them. And they like me. And none of us like you.
[Sam takes a step towards Diane.]
Am I going overboard again?
No, no, no. Don't be silly. That would mean I care, and I don't. Bye bye, Diane.
Where are you going?
I'm going to swim ashore.
You can't do that.
Very well, I'll take the dingy. See how quickly the new Sam adjusts.
You're going to just leave me out here all alone?
Yes, I am.
[sighs] Sam. Sam Malone, if you leave me out here all alone, you are the most despicable creature on Earth!
Well, I... y'am what I y'am, and that's all that I y'am.
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