Just so we can follow the fun, what's this fight about?
We're not fighting, Carla. We're merely discussing a little difference of opinion. Vodka rocks, two. I think Sam is a heartless mindless slack-jawed cretin and he disagrees.
“Norman's Conquest” · Season 2, Episode 21
In this episode: Carla Tortelli (2), Diane Chambers (2), Sam Malone (1), Cliff Clavin (1)
Sometimes I'm ashamed God made me a man.
I don't think God's doing a whole lot of bragging about it either.
[about being named one of the sexiest bachelors] Besides it gave me a chance to air some of my political issues.
What political issues did you air your views on?
I told them I thought nuclear war would be bad news.
Oh Sam, you stirred up a hornet's nest there.
Really? Well I can always say I was misquoted.
Oh, I see when they say eligible bachelors they mean eligible for a brain transplant.
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