I'll tell you something else I haven't had much experience: saying 'No' to women. The closest I've come is 'Not now, we're landing.'
S2 E11Just Three Friends
S2 E12Just Three Friends
[Diane enters Cheers with a friend.]
This is Heather Landon, my oldest friend.
Meet her this morning?
I'll tell you something else I haven't had much experience saying no to women. The closest I've come is "Not now, we're landing."
S2 E13Where There's a Will
This isn't an IOU. It's a bunch of writing I don't understand. That's what this is.
Is it in a foreign tongue, Sam?
No, it's English.
In your case that qualifies.
GGuy
You must have a high threshold for pain.
I don't know the meaning of the word.
GGuy
Pretty tough guy there, huh?
No, no he doesn't know what threshold means.
S2 E14Battle of the Exes
I know everything about you, Malone.
Yeah, right.
Your favorite color is blue. Your favorite hobby is sailing. And your taste in women is not what it used to be.
Right across the board. You do know me.
A lot better than you know me.
Yeah?
Yeah.
Your favorite meal is Chicken McNuggets. Your favorite hobby is drawing underarm hair on all the models in Vogue magazine. And your favorite movie is Lady and the Tramp and you always cry when they come to the part about the spaghetti.
I didn't think anybody knew that.
I'll tell you something else I know about you that you didn't think I knew.
What?
You go to Mass every Sunday.
Who squealed on me?!
I thought you were seeing someone.
His fingerprints grew back. He had to leave the country.
S2 E15No Help Wanted
You know Cliff, if it's true that a little knowledge is dangerous, you are a walking time bomb.
How about a beer, Norm?
Hey I'm high on life, Coach. Of course, beer is my life.
S2 E16And Coachie Makes Three
How about tellers? You take tellers. They never tell you anything. They always ask questions. And interest, there's nothing interesting about it at all. It's boring. Oh and then the trust department, they got all the pens chained down to the tables. What kind of trust is that?
When I'm in charge of the bar I know what God feels like.
How's that?
It's like I'm in complete control of people's destinies. Yeah, I can make their drinks too strong so they get sick. Or I can water them down so they're payin' for nothin'. Or if I don't like their attitude I can spit in it.
S2 E17Cliff's Rocky Moment
[on the phone] Can you tell me which is the more dominant flower: the Mountain Lilly or the Black-Eyed Susan?
It doesn't seem fair, does it Norm?
What?
Well that I should have so much knowledge when there are people in the world that have to go to bed stupid every night.
S2 E18Fortune and Men's Weight
It's a sad world we live in when Sam Malone becomes the voice of reason.
What's your most troublesome problem, Norm?
Well that's tough to say, Coach. Let's see I'm overweight, unemployed, separated, depressed, starting to drink too much. My problem is I've never been happier.
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