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S10 E21Take Me Out of the Ball Game

I think you're gonna be surprised, ‘cause Sam's gonna make this team. Right guys?

Right, of course, he's Mayday Malone.

Yeah, but hold on there, Norm, what if he doesn't? Have you thought about that? A thing like that can really hit a guy hard. He'll probably storm back in here, go in the office, lock himself in, and maybe start taking inventory of his life. Peruse over the setbacks, the humiliations, the wrong turns, and all the while fashioning his belt into a makeshift noose. I mean we've all done it a hundred times.

You okay, Cliff?

What are you asking me for, Sam's the one with the problem.

You know Dr. Crane, once back in Hanover I wanted to catch some rats and I started to play a flute and a bunch of them followed me out of town...and some children too. Oh wait, was that a movie? No, it happened.

S10 E22Rebecca's Lover... Not

18 years old and ready to take on the world.

Wait a minute. You were 18 when you graduated from high school? What, did daddy pull some strings?

S10 E23Bar Wars VI: This Time It's for Real

Fine. I'm going to show people who are a little less self-absorbed. Hey, everyone! Look at me! Look at me!

S10 E24Heeeeeere's... Cliffy!

I'm Cliff Clavin from Boston, I wrote tonight's monologue.

LLady

Oh, so you know Johnny?

Does anyone really know Johnny?

[on Johnny Carson's stage] Heeeeeere's Cliffy!

[Johnny Carson walks out on stage towards Cliff]

JJohnny

Feels pretty good, doesn't it?

Yeah.

JJohnny

Now get the hell of my stage before I call security.

S10 E25An Old-Fashioned Wedding

MMonika

Are you with the groom's family?

I'm the best man.

MMonika

I'd enjoy being the judge of that.

S11 E1The Little Match Girl

[To Rebecca, after he learns she burned down the bar] Of all the stupid things you've done in your useless life... this is your masterpiece.

I guess we've seen the dark side of Sam Malone.

You wanna see a dark side; you ought to see Ma when you leave the shower curtain on the inside of the tub. That's something you don't do twice.

S11 E2The Beer Is Always Greener

[at Mr. Pubb's]Look at all the neon in here.

It looks like the inside of a UFO.

Actually they're quite different... I guess.

S11 E3The King of Beers

This is what we losers do, Norm. At least we're not alone, we have each other.

You're not gonna kiss me again are you?? Cause I still have to drive home.

I'm not a loser! Norm's a loser. Look at him eating ice cream.

Hey guys...did Rebecca just call me a loser?

I'm afraid so, Norm.

Good...I thought she said leave me some!

S11 E4The Magnificent Six

S11 E5Do Not Forsake Me, O' My Postman

What do you want to do tonight, Cliff?

Eh, I dunno, what do you want to do?

I dunno.

You guys, you do this all day long for hours!

Face it Rebecca, we're bored, nothing ever happens around here.

[enter Andy Andy covered in dynamite]

[gasps] Oh my God!

Hey, it's Andy Andy.

What, you know this person?!

Yeah, former major felon. Once killed a waitress.

AAAndy Andy

Where's Diane? I demand to see Diane!!!

Well, Miss Chambers hasn't worked here for 5 or 6 years.

AAAndy Andy

Oh really? Well, okay.

[walks out]

So, what do you want to do?

[Rebecca turns around and gives them a look of disbelief]

S11 E6Teaching with the Enemy

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