Henri quotes from Cheers

Sam

I'm Sam Malone by the way.

Oh! I've heard about you in France.

Sam

Oh, you follow baseball?

No. Stewardesses.

Are you ready?

Woody

Yeah I just shaved. How does my face look?

As smooth as your girlfriend Kelly's bottom.

Woody

Is that a joke?

But of course it is. You have to shave much closer.

I am being kicked out. Just because I am not a citizen and I have no job and I have no prospect for a job and I have no wish for a job.

Norm

Wait a minute. They can kick you out for that?

Sam

No, no relax. You were born here.

Norm

God bless America.

Woody

You're wrong Kelly. He's using you. He wrote that letter himself. He's not going to be deported. He's just trying to steal you away from me.

How did you figure that out?

Woody

You mean I'm right? Wow. Score one for the Indiana school system.

I win? France has won! France has won!

Frasier

There's something you never hear.