TV show quotes
Hey Normy. You ever feel like we're getting in a rut here?
What do you mean Cliff?
I mean we come in the same bar, sit in the same stools, drink beer night after night. I mean there's gotta be something more to life.
Cliffie, for the last time, I am not changing bar stools with you.
[about Rebecca] This is getting insulting. You know I don't think she respects us.
What do you mean "us", Sam? You're the one who goofed up that champagne thing.
Come on, man. We're a team.
Is that the insulting part?
Isn't it amazing how Carla's labor pains always seem to coincide with Celtic home games?
Pardon my appearance everybody.
We always do. Sorry I was covering for Carla.
Did you get a chance to see Carla's babies?
They're two of the cutest little guys you've ever seen.
Who do they look like, Carla or Eddie?
Well they're twins, they kind of look like each other.
How come you're not going with Ms. Howe?
I thought I'd have fun instead.
Check out Mr. Evan Drake over there acting like he owns the place, huh. Thinks he's just some big shot corporate executive.
Well actually Cliff if it helps to alleviate this envy that seems to be eating you up right now studies have shown that rich people are 40 to 50% less happy than most of us.
Oh come on. That's a crock.
Of course it is. But we have to cling to it, don't we?
I have a small favor to ask regarding our impending wedding. since all of my close friends will be out of town and we have had a previous conversation and our eyes have met on a number of occasions I was wondering if you'd consent to be my maid of honor.
Oh I'm very flattered. I guess so. Sure Lila.
Lilith.
Right right. I knew that.
Around here when guys get together to send another guy off to his doom, things can get a little raunchy.
You fellas ever dress up farm animals in women's clothing?
No
Then I'm one up on you.
Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson?
A little early, isn't it, Woody?
For a beer?
No, for stupid questions.
You know as my old professor used to say, "If you can't laugh at your patients, what fun are they?"
Sam, he (the critique) wants me to compromise myself
Honey,we all do.
Carla refuses to let Frasier help her conquer her fear of flying.
I am not gona wind up in your office,strapped to some tables with some electricity shots going through my head.
Carla, thats not part of the therapy.
Oh yeah? What about Diane?
Now look, I never treated Diane with any kind of shocks(to Sam) of course now I wish I had.
I'll be straight with you, Sam. Sure, we originally hired you to pitch for the softball team. But actually you turned out to be somewhat of a surprise.
Oh?
Yeah, yeah. You're a much better hitter than we anticipated.
[Sarcastic] Rah, rah, rah.
Hey, you know, I never knew that you were a cheerleader. Although I've always admired your pom poms.
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