You're the only person I trust to listen to on this one.
Okay Sam, I think I have some advice for you.
Oh good, what?
Get yourself a qualified therapist to help you get over your depression and when you do give me his name.
S4 E15The Triangle
Do this for me and I'll owe you a big big favor. That doesn't involve sex, sex, or sex.
How about sex?
Or sex.
Oh, great. And I just bought three Italian suits.
Oh, shut up, Frasier!
S4 E16Cliffie's Big Score
[about going to the Postman's Ball with Diane, Cliff, and a blind date] This is going to be a laugh a minute. An evening with the Stick, the Nerd, and Door Number Three.
Look at all the people who've fallen hopelessly in love with me with only the slightest encouragement. You, Frasier...
Yourself.
S4 E17Second Time Around
Everyone, I'd like you to meet my date, Dr. Lilith Sternin: MD, PhD, EDD, APA.
Boy, it sure isn't spelled like it sounds.
CCandi
What's your name?
Oh, uh... Dr. Frasier Crane.
CCandi
I'm Candi.
Ah, yes, so I see from your necklace. Candi with an "I".
CCandi
Well, I used to spell it with a "Y" but nobody ever took me seriously, so then I switched it to an "I". You know, like Gandhi.
Yes, yes. I understand that's why he did it.
S4 E18The Peterson Principle
Mr. Reinhardt. Hi, sir. What a coincidence that you caught me in here. I was just using the washroom.
RMr. Reinhardt
At ease, Peterson. We know you spend a lot of time here. This is where we send your checks.
It's a dog-eat-dog world, Sammy, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.
S4 E19Dark Imaginings
Does Sam's behavior give you pause? Methinks the man doth protest too much.
Excuse me, Miss Chambers, but shouldn't it be "I thinks"?
Not in your case, Woody.
Sam Malone never ages. It's one of life's great truths. Let me tell you something Sammy, when you're 87 you'll still be a hunk to me. Of course I'll be senile and blind.
And pregnant.
Yeah, probably.
S4 E20Save the Last Dance for Me
Hello sweetcakes. You been thinking about me?
Only during flea and tick season.
Well in my neighborhood, that's all year round.
I'm sure it is.
[on dancing with Nick] It was a magical moment. You know it was like I was transported back in time. I wasn't a tired old woman with six kids. I was a fresh young teenager with two kids.
S4 E21Fear Is My Co-Pilot
[about Jack Dalton] There's not much to say. He's a man I dated a bit in Europe.
Was that before or after you dumped Dr. Crane and sent him into an alcoholic tailspin?
After.
How long after?
Days.
Mr. Dalton, you've had so many bizarre and terrifying experiences.
JJack
Some people say I have a death wish. Far from it, I have a life wish.
So does Normy.
What?
He wishes he had one.
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