In 11 of the 894 quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Most scenes with: Spike (9), Angelus (6), Angel (2)
Scenes with Drusilla 11
Drusilla
Spike, did she hurt you?
It was close, baby, but--
Drusilla
Aw, come here.
[sighs] A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
Drusilla
You'll kill her. And then we'll have a nice celebration.
Drusilla
Yeah, with streamers, and songs.
Drusilla
He's doesn't want to play.
[snorts] Figures. Well, suppose I better go make nice.
AOThe Anointed One
You failed.
I, um... I offer penance.
Penance?! You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted. The feast of St. Vigeous has been ruined by your impatience!
I was rash... and if I had to do it all over again. [laughing] Who am I kidding? I would do it, exactly the same. Only I'd do this first!
From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual, and a little more fun around here.
AOThe Anointed One
[screaming]
Drusilla
Do you love my insides? The parts you can't see?
Eyeballs to entrails, my sweet.
JJames
Come on, Mom. She's always late.
Drusilla
Are you lost?
JJames
No. My mom's just supposed to pick me up, is all.
Drusilla
Do you want me to walk you home?
Drusilla
My mummy used to sing me to sleep at night. [singing] Run and catch, the lamb is caught in the blackberry patch. She had the sweetest voice. What will your mummy sing when they find your body?
JJames
I'm not supposed to talk to people.
Drusilla
Oh. Well, I'm not a person, see, so that's just--
Drusilla
My Angel.
Drusilla
Do you remember the song Mummy used to sing me? Pretty.
Drusilla
Yes, you do.
Drusilla, leave here. I'm offering you that chance. Take Spike and get out.
Drusilla
Or you'll hurt me? No. No, you can't. Not anymore.
If you don't leave, it'll go badly. For all of us.
Drusilla
My dear boy's gone all away, hasn't he? To her.
Drusilla
The girl. The Slayer. Your heart stinks of her. Poor little thing. She has no idea what's in store.
This can't go on, Drusilla. It's got to end.
Drusilla
Oh, no, my pet. This is just the beginning.
[The Judge has captured both Buffy and Angel.]
That'll work. Now say pretty please.
Apparently, you're not familiar with the concept. There is no instead, only firsts and seconds.
Drusilla
And if you go first, you don't get to watch the Slayer die.
Well, you know, it kinda itches a little.
Don't just stand there. Burn him.
What the hell is going on?
JJudge
This one ... cannot be burnt. He is clean.
Clean? You mean, he's ...
JJudge
There's no humanity in him.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
Drusilla
Angelus.
...
No more of this 'I've got a soul' crap?
What can I say, hmm? I was going through a phase.
...
You've really got a yen to hurt this girl, haven't you?
She made me feel like a human being. That's not the kind of thing you just forgive.
Dear Buffy. I'm still trying to decide the best way to send my regards.
Why don't you rip her lungs out? It might make an impression.
It doesn't have to. What rhymes with lungs?
Drusilla
Don't worry, Spike. Angel always knows...what speaks to a girl's heart.
Are you insane? We're supposed to kill the bitch, not leave gag gifts in her friends' beds.
Drusilla
But, Spike, the bad teacher was going to restore Angel's soul.
What if she did? If you ask me, I find myself preferring the old Buffy-whipped Angelus. This new, improved one is not playing with a full sack. I love a good slaughter as much as the next bloke, but his little pranks will only leave us with one incredibly brassed-off Slayer!
Don't worry, Roller Boy. I've got everything under control. [ Molotov Cocktail lights the room on fire]
[as Angel viciously scrubs his face] You might want to let up. They say when you've drawn blood, you've exfoliated.
What do you know about it? I'm the one who was friggin' violated. You didn't have this thing in you.
Drusilla
What was it? A demon?
[still washing his face] Love!
Drusilla
Poor Angel.
[flashback]
Drusilla
Me mum says I'm cursed. My seeing things is an affront to the Lord. That only He's supposed to see anything before it happens. But I don't mean to, Father, I swear. I swear. I try to be pure in His sight. I don't want to be an evil thing.
Oh, hush, child. The Lord has a plan for all creatures. Even a devil child like you.
Drusilla
[mortified] A devil...
Yes, you're a spawn of Satan, all the Hail Mary's in the world aren't going to help. The Lord will use you and smite you down. He's like that.
Drusilla
What can I do?
Fulfill His plan, child. Be evil. Just give in.
Drusilla
No! I want to be good. I want to be pure.
We all do, at first. World doesn't work that way.
Drusilla
Father, I beg you. Please... please, help me.
Very well. Ten 'Our Fathers' and an act of contrition. Does that sound good?
Drusilla
Yes. Yes, Father, thank you.
The pleasure was mine. Oh, and my child?
Drusilla
Yes?
[Angelus, Drusilla and some vampires bring the sarcophagus back to show Spike]
It's a big rock. Can't wait to tell my friends, they all don't have a rock this big.
Spike, boy you never did learn your history.
Let's have a lesson then.
Acathla, the demon, came forth to swallow the world. He was killed by a virtuous knight who pierced the demon's heart before he could draw a breath to perform the act. Acathla turned to stone, as demons sometimes do, and was buried where neither man nor :demon would want to look. Unless of course they're puttin' up low-rent housing. [to other vampires] Boys.
[two vampires open the sarcophagus]
Drusilla
He fills my head. I can't hear anything else.
Let me guess, someone pulls out the sword...
...The demon wakes up and wackiness ensues.
Drusilla
He will swallow the world.
And every creature living on this planet will go to hell. My friends, we're about to make history... end.
Who is-? Oh wait, I get it. Our little sex game was just the beginning, now you've gone and picked up some cheap queen of the damned to dress up like your precious Drudzilla.
You'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always. No threesomes unless it's boy, boy, girl, or Charlize Theron.
Harm, you moron, this is Drusilla.
You have got some nerve coming back here after breaking my Boo-Boo's heart.
Drusilla
[Mouths to Spike] Boo-Boo?
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