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In 5 of the 894 quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer
Most scenes with: Buffy Summers (3)
Scenes with Vampire 5
It was close, baby, but--
[sighs] A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
You'll kill her. And then we'll have a nice celebration.
Yeah, with streamers, and songs.
He's doesn't want to play.
[snorts] Figures. Well, suppose I better go make nice.
AOThe Anointed One
You failed.
I, um... I offer penance.
VVampire
Penance?! You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted. The feast of St. Vigeous has been ruined by your impatience!
I was rash... and if I had to do it all over again. [laughing] Who am I kidding? I would do it, exactly the same. Only I'd do this first!
From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual, and a little more fun around here.
AOThe Anointed One
[screaming]
[After a vampire rolls down a slide in a playground...]
Wow! That was really funny looking! Could you do it again?
VVampire
I'll kill you for that.
For that? What were you going to kill me for before?
[Faith, in Buffy's body, enters the church where three vampires are holding the parishioners hostage.]
VVampire
I told the cops, they send anyone in, I start the whole massacre thing.
[in Buffy's body] Well, I'm not the cops. I just came to pray.
VVampire
Now's a good time to start.
[in Buffy's body] You're not going to kill these people.
[in Buffy's body] [earnestly this time] Because it's wrong.
VVampire
You're the Slayer.
[in Buffy's body] The one and only.
BVBig Vampire
I've always wanted to kill the Slayer.
And I've always wanted piano lessons. So really... who's surprised we've got this unexpressed rage? But honestly, I think I express mine better. Tell you what... you find yourself a good anger management class, and I'll jam this pokey wood stick through your heart.
Were you parking? With a vamp?
I didn't know he was dead.
Oh, so you were parking with a boy you just met?
JJustin
We've seen each other at parties.
Oh, like you've never fallen for a vampire?
It always is when it's you.
VVampire
Uh, excuse me! Can we fight now?
Didn't anyone come here just to make out? [one couple raises their hands] Oh, that's sweet. [points at couple] You run, [points at another vampire] you scream.
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