Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 13
“Surprise” · Season 2, Episode 13
In this episode: Willow Rosenberg (3), Buffy Summers (2), Angel (2), Oz (2), Xander Harris (1), Spike (1), Drusilla (1)
[Buffy tells Angel about her dream, in which Drusilla kills him.]
Still, not every dream you have comes true. I mean, what else did you dream last night? Can you remember?
I dreamt ... I dreamt that Giles and I opened an office supply warehouse in Vegas.
You see my point?
[Buffy prods Willow about her interest in Oz.]
Oh, I don't know, though. He is a senior.
You think he's too old 'cause he's a senior? Please. My boyfriend had a bicentennial.
...
You can't spend the rest of your life waiting for Xander to wake up and smell the hottie. Make a move. Do the talking thing.
Well, what if the talking thing becomes the awkward-silence thing?
I'm gonna ask you to go out with me tomorrow night. And I'm kinda nervous about it, actually. It's interesting.
Oh! Well, if it helps at all, I'm gonna say "yes."
Yeah, it helps. It ... it creates a comfort zone. ... Do you wanna go out with me tomorrow night?
[slaps forehead] Oh! I can't!
Well, see, I like that you're unpredictable.
Oh ... It's just, it's Buffy's birthday, and we're throwing her a surprise party.
It's okay.
But you could come! If you wanted.
Well, I don't want to crash.
No, it's fine! You could be my ... my date.
All right. I'm in. [nods farewell when she indicates she's ready to leave]
[walks off, delighted with the encounter] I said "date"!
Are you okay?
Yeah. Hey, did everybody see that guy just turn to dust?
Ohhh, well ... sort of.
Yep. Vampires are real, a lot of 'em live in Sunnydale, Willow will fill you in.
I know it's hard to accept at first.
Actually, it explains a lot.
[The Judge has captured both Buffy and Angel.]
Leave her alone!
That'll work. Now say pretty please.
Take me instead.
Apparently, you're not familiar with the concept. There is no instead, only firsts and seconds.
And if you go first, you don't get to watch the Slayer die.
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