The point is, I work hard for that money.
And you're saying I didn't?
You stole it.
And you're making it into very hard work!
“Crush” · Season 5
In this episode: Spike (5), Buffy Summers (3), Xander Harris (1), Drusilla (1), Harmony Kendall (1)
Spike, finish the story you were telling my little sister.
Right, so I knew the little girl was in the coal bin so I ripped it open very violently... and gave her to a nice family where they were never ever mean to her and didn't lock her in a coal bin.
What... is this? The late-night stakeout, the bogus suspects, the flask? Is this a date?
A d-Please! A date? You are completely off your bird! I mean... do you want it to be?
Spike, the only chance you had with me was when I was unconscious
Who is-? Oh wait, I get it. Our little sex game was just the beginning, now you've gone and picked up some cheap queen of the damned to dress up like your precious Drudzilla.
Harm-
You'd better not be thinking what I think you're thinking, because my answer is the same as always. No threesomes unless it's boy, boy, girl, or Charlize Theron.
Harm, you moron, this is Drusilla.
You have got some nerve coming back here after breaking my Boo-Boo's heart.
[Mouths to Spike] Boo-Boo?
Oh, what...Ohh! Gaaah! What the bleeding hell is wrong with you bloody women? What the hell does it take? Why... do you bitches torture me?
Which question do you want me to answer first?
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