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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 3

Drusilla, Spike and others in “School Hard”

Spike, did she hurt you?

It was close, baby, but--

Aw, come here.

[sighs] A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

You'll kill her. And then we'll have a nice celebration.

Yeah, a party.

Yeah, with streamers, and songs.

How's the Annoying One?

He's doesn't want to play.

[snorts] Figures. Well, suppose I better go make nice.

AOThe Anointed One

You failed.

I, um... I offer penance.

Penance?! You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted. The feast of St. Vigeous has been ruined by your impatience!

I was rash... and if I had to do it all over again. [laughing] Who am I kidding? I would do it, exactly the same. Only I'd do this first!

AOThe Anointed One

No!

From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual, and a little more fun around here.

AOThe Anointed One

[screaming]

Let's see what's on TV.

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