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Buffy the Vampire Slayer · Season 2, Episode 6

“Halloween” quotes from Buffy the Vampire Slayer

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“Halloween” · Season 2, Episode 6

In this episode: Buffy Summers (4), Willow Rosenberg (3), Spike (1), Cordelia Chase (1), Angel (1), Drusilla (1)

It's too bad we can't sneak a look at the Watcher Diaries and read up on Angel. I'm sure it's full of fun facts to know and tell.

Yeah. It's too bad. That stuff is private.

Also Giles keeps them in his office. In his personal files.

Most importantly, it would be wrong.

Angel's a vampire, I thought you knew.

Oh, he's a vampire! Of course! But the cuddly kind, like a Care Bear with fangs.

It's true.

You know what I think? I just think you're trying to scare me off 'cause you're afraid of the competition. Look, Buffy, you may be hot stuff when it comes to demonology or whatever, but when it comes to dating, I'm the Slayer.

[Buffy admonishes Willow on her choice of a boring ghost costume.]

It's just ... You're never gonna get noticed if you keep hiding! You're missing the whole point of Halloween.

Free candy?

It's "come as you aren't" night! The perfect chance for a girl to get sexy and wild, with no repercussions.

Oh, I don't get wild. Wild on me equals spaz.

Ta da. Just little old 20th-century me.

Sure you're okay?

I'll live.

I don't get it, Buffy. Why'd you think I'd like you better dressed that way?

I just wanted to be a real girl for once. The kind of fancy girl you liked when you were my age.

Oh, ho.

What?

I hated the girls back then. Especially the noblewomen.

You did.

They were just incredibly dull. Simpering morons, the lot of them. I always wished I could meet someone ... exciting. Interesting.

Really? Interesting how?

You know how.

Still, I had a really hard day. You should probably tell me.

You're right. I should.

Definitely.

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