BU Big Ugly
This weekend, the night of St. Vigeous, our power shall be at its peak. When I kill her, it'll be the greatest event since the crucifixion. And I should know. I was there.
You were there? Please! If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion actually was there, it would've been like Woodstock.
BU Big Ugly
I oughta rip your throat out.
I was actually at Woodstock. That was a weird gig. I fed off a flower person, and then I spent the next six hours watching my hand move.
[Big Ugly rushes Spike, who punches him out without even looking]
[to Collin] So, who do you kill for fun around here?
Spike. You're that Anointed guy. I read about you. You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.
[glancing at Big Ugly] A lot faster than nancy-boy there. Yeah, I did a couple Slayers in my time. I don't like to brag... [scoffs] Who am I kidding? I love to brag!
We were at the Bronze before. Thought you said you might show.
You said you weren't sure if you were going.
I was being cool. C'mon, you've been dating for, what, like, two hundred years? You don't know what a girl means when she says maybe she'll show?
Wow. Two centuries of dating. If you only had two a year, that's still like 400 dates with 400 different... [Awkward beat.] Why do they call it a mace?
I taught you to always guard your perimeter. [tuts.] You should have someone out there.
I did. I'm surrounded by idiots. What's new with you?
Yeah. Come up against this slayer yet?
She's cute. Not too bright, though. Gave her the puppy dog "I'm all tortured" act. Keeps her off my back when I feed.
People still fall for that Anne Rice routine? What a world!
[to Angel] I knew you were lying. Undead liar guy.
You think you can fool me ?! You were my sire, man! You were my... Yoda!
Not us! Not demons! Man, I can't believe this. You Uncle Tom! Come on people! This isn't a spectator sport!
[destroying Collin] From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual, and a little more fun around here!
[holding a pole] Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell the blood of a nice ripe [turns to see Buffy, holding an axe] ...girl.
Do we really need weapons for this?
I just like them, they make me feel all manly.
[They both drop their weapons]
The last Slayer I killed - she begged for her life. You don't strike me as the begging kind.
You shouldn't have come here.
No. I've messed up your doilies and stuff. But I just got so bored. I'll tell you what. As a personal favor from me to you, I'll make it quick. It won't hurt a bit.
No, Spike. It's gonna hurt a lot.
It was close, baby, but--
[sighs] A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.
You'll kill her. And then we'll have a nice celebration.
Yeah, with streamers, and songs.
He's doesn't want to play.
[snorts] Figures. Well, suppose I better go make nice.
AO The Anointed One
You failed.
I, um... I offer penance.
Penance?! You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted. The feast of St. Vigeous has been ruined by your impatience!
I was rash... and if I had to do it all over again. [laughing] Who am I kidding? I would do it, exactly the same. Only I'd do this first!
From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual, and a little more fun around here.
AO The Anointed One
[screaming]
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