Butthead quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

If these guys practiced their instruments, as much as they practiced shaking their hair around, they'd be like pretty good, probably.

Beavis

I don't know, they'd probably still suck, probably. But you know maybe that's just me, I don't know.

Butt-head

I didn't know something could kick this much ass.

Beavis

Yeah! Oh yeah, that's cool. That's wild.

Beavis

Ooh, she's got a bunch of arms...

Butt-head

Yeah!

Butt-head

Wow!

Beavis

That was cool!

That's unbelievable!

Beavis

Boy, I haven't seen a video in a while, that is really great!

Beavis

Hey Butt-head, got any more nutmeg?

Butt-head

I don't think so.

Beavis

That's okay. That's okay, man. I don't need any.

Hey Beavis, this guy talks like you.

Beavis

No way, Butthead. [sounding like Dave Mustaine] He doesn't talk like me.

He sorta talks like you. He just doesn't sound as much of a wuss as you do.

Beavis

Shut up, Butthead.

What's that dude doing back there?

Beavis

That's Dave Mustaine.

No way, Beavis, that's Dave Mustaine up in front.

Beavis

No way, Butthead. Dave Mustaine sings better than that.

Yeah. That's like a Dave Mustaine look-alike.

Was this guy raised by wolves?

Beavis

Yeah. Wolves are cool. If you were like raised by wolves, you could like, go take a leak in the forest, and like, take a dump too. And then you'd like kill sheep and stuff.

You could take a dump in the woods, even if you weren't raised by wolves, dude.

Beavis

Oh yeah.

Is this like, grudge music?

Beavis

Grudge music is that stuff that guys from Seattle play. Where is Seattle? Hey Butthead, where's Seattle?

You don't know? It's that place where like stuff is really cool.

Where the hell is this?

Beavis

Yeah yeah, why are they playing way the hell out in the middle of no where?

Beavis

What are those guys on the horses?

They're like the Desert cops. They're kicking Slayer out of the desert.

Beavis

Yeah they were playing too loud.

Not loud enough, dude.

Beavis

Yeah. MOUW MOUW MOUW ROOOOOOOOUUUUUW!

Hey Beavis, look its those things. Those big triangulids.

Beavis

What? I dunno.

Remember like, in that movie, that Moses dude built them?

Beavis

Oh yeah. He built them like a long time ago, like like ancient.

Yeah. It was like, in the 50's.

Beavis

Yeah, and then he went and wrote the Ten Condoments.

Oh yeah. Thou shalt not suck.

Beavis

(excited) Whoa, Butthead, check it out! It's Weird Al!

Yeah, Weird Al is cool!

Beavis

Cool! He's gonna get some!

Of course he's gonna get some, dumbass, he's Weird Al!