Whoa! That dude has lettuce on his head.
His head is lettuce. Lettuce spray, ssspray. [blows a long loud raspberry]
Cut it out, Beavis! What are you doing?
I'm spraying. [blows another raspberry]
That's pretty cool. When did you start doing that?
Boy, this really sucks. [changes the channel]
[after watching the Europeans' "We Are Animals" for a long time, they change back to the station where the Frank Zappa video was playing]
This is still on? That pisses me off!
That sucks! It's bad enough, like, when stuff sucks. But when it's really long, that sucks.
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