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“Satisfaction” quotes from Beavis and Butt-Head

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“Satisfaction”

In this episode: Smart Butt-head (4), Smart Beavis (3)

[the video opens with a hammer beating on a nail in rhythm to the beat]

[chuckling] Nail. [A power drill is shown] Drill.

[as multiple scantily clad women work construction equipment and dance to the music]

Um, how come all these hot girls are working construction?

Uhh, this is what happens when hot girls don't go to college.

What are they building?

They're like, erecting a structure... in my pants.

[they chuckle]

You're pretty funny, Butt-head. That was pretty good.

Thank you.

Whatever they're building would probably collapse, but nobody would care. They'd just keep hiring them.

They're like, "Oh no, that's okay, just um, tear it down and build a new one. Real slow.

Boy, if there was an earthquake, I wouldn't wanna be in a building these chicks built.

Oh, yeah yeah.

[a woman working a jackhammer appears]

I'd like to be under her boobs during an earthquake, though.

You know, I like this. For some reason, I like this video.

Yeah. Every video from now on should be exactly like this.

Yeah, but longer.

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