I'm already "up."
“Carmen Electra, "Everybody Get On Up”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (2)
Is this a commercial?
Yeah, it's a commercial for MTV's House of Butts.
She sings better than Cindy Crawford.
Yeah. It's high noon on my sundial.
She said "cream."
Yeah. Excuse me, Beavis, I have to go spank my monkey.
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