[video opens with Pat Benatar arguing with her parents and running away from home]
Hey, look! She's running away from home, and she's only 30!
Yeah, yeah.
“Pat Benatar, "Love Is a Battlefield”
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (7), Smart Beavis (5)
[Pat is shown walking by a strip club with "GIRLS" flashing]
Girls! Girls! Girls! Girls!
Yeah!
[Pat is standing by a subway escalator; a man bumps her butt with his hand]
He touched her butt!
She's a hooker! [Pat's father is shown] His daughter's a hooker!
Yeah.
[Pat is singing in a crowd]
She's singing to the homeless!
Yeah.
Hey, Beavis. What are the homeless?
I don't know.
She's shaking her boobs!
Hey, Beavis! This video tells a story!
Yeah. I'm pitching a tent!
This story sucks! Change it.
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