TTodd
Get the door, you turds. And remember: act dumb. Oh, and bring some of those marshmallow crackers next time, or I'll stomp a mudhole in your ass!
[The boys look at the two police officers at their doorstep via the peephole]
“Safe House” · Season 5, Episode 5
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (2), Todd Ianuzzi (1)
Whoa. Todd's even cooler than we thought.
[Butt-head opens the door]
P1Police Officer #1
We're looking for a person named Todd.
Uh, he's not here. Uh huh huh.
P1Police Officer #1
That's not what I heard from.
Uh, sirs. I'm afraid I have to kick your ass. Huh huh.
And I will kick you in the nads.
[The police officers drag the boys out of the door and arrested them]
Ow! Cut it out! Don't make me kick your ass!
Don't make me kick you in the nads!
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