[In a kindergarten class]
Hey Beavis. These chicks are flat.
“Held Back” · Season 5, Episode 1
In this episode: Smart Butt-head (3), Smart Beavis (3), Principal McVicker (1)
[The kindergarten class are read a book by their teacher]
KTKindergarden Teacher
Butt-head, are you angry?
I'm, like, angry at numbers.
There's like, too many of 'em and stuff.
[Both are taken to the principal's office by the kindergarten teacher]
Kindergarten Teacher [To the principal]: Get these two imbeciles out my class, or find yourself a new kindergarten teacher!
[The pair are brought back to Highland High, where there's a disagreement between the two principals]
Star pupils? My ass! These two are morons!
WEWilson Elementary Principal
You just weren't reaching them. They've learned everything they're going to learn in elementary school. Their young minds need room to grow, so we graduated them early. And they're not coming back.
[Principal walks off]
Butt-head [to McVicker]: You just weren't reaching us, dude.
Yeah, and if you try reaching for us, I'll kick you in the nads!
Oh, for crying out loud!
[McVicker walks back into the school, followed by Beavis and Butt-head]
[Beavis and Butt-head are in the 8th grade. A young Quinn Morgendorffer(in a different hairstyle and clothes than in Daria) is paying attention. Butt-head touches her arm.]
So, have you ever like been with an older man?(laughs)
QQuinn
(creeped out by Butt-head) Leave me alone, you loser.
[laughs] Loser.
(I don't think that's Quinn, but I'll grant that she looks similar.)
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