[impersonating Dr. Weird] Gentlemen! Fill me with barbecue sauce because I'm dumb as hell! [a door behind him begins to open, an android speaking in Spanish is trying to warn him of Dr. Weird's giant head behind him] Yeah I know Javier. [Dr. Weird's head bites off Steve's head making him bleed on Javier causing him to explode]
“Revenge of the Trees” · Season 2
In this episode: Master Shake (5), Tree Judge (5), Frylock (4), Tree Stenographer (3), Meatwad (1), Carl (1), Steve (1)
CCarl
Okay, have a crappy weekend. Hope your house burns down.
Look what do you call it when he...when he wants to get out of this?
Oh that's the sweet release of death...yeah...EVISCERATION BY A THOUSAND BRANCHES OF A MIGHTY OAK!!!
(trying to imitate tree) Typical! Filthy humans! You have no respect for us trees!
SShrub
He ripped my arms off!
Shut up! I didn't rip them!
Shake, you're making it worse!
Go back to your "Strip Malls!"....where values are king....
Have you seen my wife?!
TJTree Judge
(having an aside conversation) I have been on the bench for 100 years, I'm not going to look stupid here, Ray.
We know...We know you've been there 100 years, we all know that.
TJTree Judge
Well, look it up!
Like, no. You look it up. The book's always...I always have to get it.
TJTree Judge
Okay. Umm...we don't know...we're trees!
TJTree Judge
How old is the defendant?
He's uhhhh..... twenty-one!
TJTree Judge
TWENTY-ONE?!?
(to Frylock) Eighteen!
How 'bout eighteen?
TJTree Judge
............. EIGHTEEN?!?
No wait, sixteen
Umm, I think he's sixteen, ok?
TJTree Judge
We shall find his age! CUT HIM IN HALF! COUNT HIS RINGS!!!
Okay! I'm an adult! Okay, it's fine!
Wood Court is now in session. If you do not have a lawyer, this shrub will be appointed for you.
SShrub
Guilty! Guilty! My clients plead guilty!
Shut up!
Please note Exhibit A: on the wooden video, you will clearly see the accused dumping the oil!
Frylock, I'm telling you, that's not me in that video....because that's nothing! There's nothing up there! What the hell is th- this is bark!
TSTree Stenograper
Is the defendant a minor?
(to Frylock) Daddy! Daddy, you're home from your business trip! And you're sober!
Shake...
Mommy moved to the city with Mommy's friend Jerry! And he tried to hit me, Daddy! Not like you do, in an extra-mean way...
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