Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 1
(knocks on Carl's door) Hello, Carl. I am Ignignokt, and this is Err.
I am Err!
We are Mooninites from the inner core of the Moon.
You said it right!
Our race is hundreds of years beyond yours.
Man, do you hear what he's sayin'?!
Some would say that the Earth is our moon.
We're the moon.
But that would belittle the name of our moon... which is the Moon.
The point is, we're at the center. Not you!
No, the real point is: I don't give a damn! (slams door)
Your jambox is now his by way of our actions.
Yes, Meatwad, with actions!
Shoot him the bird!
Yes, give him the finger.
The finger? Like this? (turns into a hot-dog)
No. Not at all like that.
We smoke as we shoot the bird!
You and your "third dimension."
Yeah? What about it?
Oh, nothing. It's cute. We have five.
Th-thousand.
Yes, five thousand.
Don't question it!
Oh yeah? Well, I only see two.
Well, that sounds like a personal problem.
I don't think Meatwad should be hanging around with these Moon people.
I don't think I should be playing with these medium strings. I need light gauge if I'm gonna thrash!
Using keys to gouge expletives onto another's vehicle is a sign of trust and friendship.
[Cut to Carl standing outside his house, looking at his vandalized car.]
Who did this to my frickin' car!!??
So maybe you be a good person to ask who wrote The Moon Rulez #1, on my car, with a key!
[Effortlessly dodging the Mooninites' shot] Nice shot there, Brick Out. [Unbeknownst to Carl, the shot rebounds off his house and back towards him] Now I want you jokers out of this- [The shot hits Carl and he phases out as he is transported to the moon] OH GOD! MY BACK! WHOOOAAAA...
[Frylock has blown up the TV with his laser vision]
What was that?
Whoa! Did those just come out of your eyes?
They're primitive
Damn! Those are fast, man!
We are not impressed
Hey, wasn't that cool?
[Giving Frylock the finger from space] I hope you can see this because I'm doing it as hard as I can.
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