“Revenge of the Mooninites” quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

How am I ever gonna win that ten speed?

Master Shake

How are you ever gonna ride a ten speed with no frickin' legs?! You're just gonna bust the ass that you don't even have! Who bothered to spawn you...and why?!

Fryman, we're full of religion. Everyone, please, bow your heads and pretend to be serious.

Err

Do it or I'll bow 'em for ya!

You have deeply offended us and our god, and our god is a god of vengeance...and horror

Err

And action!

Our god is an Indian that turns into a wolf

Err

That's Wolfen, man.

Well...the Wolfen will come for you with his razor.

I do not want to do anything illegal here, but I would kill somebody in front of their own mama to get a ten speed and if anybody testifies against me, I'll gouge their eyes out.

Err

Let's go get drunk and rip off a ten speed!

Yeah, we'll get a basket and a horn on the handle.

Err

Then we'll set it on fire and wreck it into children and laugh at their parents and then we'll...get on the... ohh man, I'm toasted!

The innocent shall suffer... big time.

Wait a second...is that from the '83 tour? Yeah! I saw those guys in the Meadow Lands with Bryan Adams! That was a kickass show! I totally copped this feel off this passed out broad when they were playing Urgent. Every time I hear Urgent on the radio I think of that girl's boobs and...covered in vomit.

Oh, yeah baby! That's a neat car she's washin'! You think that's a straight six?

Err

I think I have a straight six!

Ooh, Err, your sexual innuendo is priceless!

Torch the dresser, Meatwad.

But, this is where Carl keeps his clothes.

Look, these women don't have any clothes and they're not complaining.

Err

Yeah, man. They're kissin' each other!

And you want Carl to be forever kissed, don't you?

Well, I guess so..

Your neighbor Carl was gracious enough to let us rip him off and burn his furniture for no reason.

I don't need no instructions to know how to rock!