Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 2
“Super Spore” · Season 2
In this episode: Frylock (5), Master Shake (4), Meatwad (2), Carl (1)
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey y'all know what would be fun? If I get in that pool.
And how long has it been since lunch?
Well... (Meatwad ponders) Six seconds.
And I just saw you eat 40 hot dogs, didn't I?
40? No, 48.
You have to wait twenty minutes, Meatwad.
Why don't we let him in now and we'll watch him cramp up and get sucked into the filter and jam it all up!
Huh... so he's using Shake as his vessel to communicate with us.
Well, I figured that out. He done got 90 eyes and no mouth. Where else he gonna talk? Through his butt?
Meatwad, he won't have a butt. I mean most aliens recycle their waste for fuel. [Travis starts leaking waste out of his body] Obviously, this one doesn't.
Shut up, Shake, he's trying to say something!
I'll tell you what he's trying to say: "I need somebody to kick me in the ass so I can get the hell off your land!" That's what you're trying to say, right?
Hey who's your dead friend? He's dead.
Oh what? You're leavin'? What are you doin'?! You haven't even urinated on all of my house yet!
Hey, how ya doing? I think I need to go to the doctor. Cause I've been losing long, long tracks of time now, and...and I'm starting to get just a little freaked out about the fact that my hand is missing. I can't find it.
Shake you'll be fine. That hole in your head will heal up in no time.
Hole? Oh thats great. I'm sure it was drilled on one of those days I can't remember.
Here's five dollars, go see a movie.
Motion pictures are ten dollars.
Fine. Here's ten.
But what about popped corn?
Whatever, damn. Just go!
(Mumbles) I wonder what's playing-
(Getting frustrated) Go....
Fine. I know when to go. (pause) Do You know what-
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
[Travis is at a job interview]
I would say that perserverance number one aplitude...appitude...attribute! I people person, work good with children. People like me, because I force them to, with violence!
That's uh... do you have any questions for me?
I rule you!
Well, it was really nice to meet you and I'll let you know in the near future if we start hiring...animals.
Thank you, bitch. Suck it dry!
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