One look at Niels Bohr's atomic model makes it abundantly clear that there is a way to pass through solid matter. So in summation, we can have our daily tea-party in the fifth dimension.
FrylockKnock-knock. Well, I hope I'm--OH MY GOD!
[Meatwad is about 10-15 times his usual size]
Frylock, what a pleasant surprise. I'm just finishing up my symposium. You've met my colleagues, Professor Vanessa and Dr. Dewey.
Frylock
Yeah, what happened to your body, man?!
Well, it's obvious, isn't it? Thermal expansion.
Frylock
No, it's not thermal expansion. I know what thermal expansion is.
Okay, fine, I'm sure that you do. Let's see.. how can I explain this without blowing your mind.
Frylock
Oh yes, please. Dumb it down for me.
Heisenburg's Uncertainty Principle tells us that at a specific curvature of space, knowledge can be transferred into energy--
Frylock
Heisenburg's Uncertainty--!
...and this is key now...matter.
Frylock
No it does not!
Well, some people struggle with Heisenburg. [pulls out a yo-yo] Look, here's a toy. It goes up and down on a string. Doesn't that look like fun?
Frylock
[knocks yo-yo away] Get that out of my face!
Why don't you take that into the other room while the adults are doing important research here.
Frylock
Oh, I'm sorry Professor! I didn't realize knowledge could also transform you into an arrogant ass!
But the skull implant comes in this decorative tin.
Frylock
Decorate this! [uses eye lasers to blow up pop-up ad for the tin]
Okay, okay, okay, okay! Fine! Fine. Don't use our service. Get left in the digital dust! But remember, you could have won a Porsche. Choose your path through Cyberland.
I'm tired of livin' in this tree, now. How long 'til we gonna go home?
Frylock
Two more weeks.
Frylock
Shut up and eat your squirrel meat!
[Pop-up ads begin to appear as the Www.yzzerdd cackles in the background]
What? I got wireless. Wha---?!? [An ad hits Shake]
Frylock
Look Shake, people usually get a PDA when they have a job, and friends, and a life!
Look, you, you, you happen to have no idea what I do for a living do you?
Frylock
You're damn right I don't! I saw you boil a hot dog today. Did you get paid for that?!
Because I don't have access to my scheduling book, because my PDA's gone!
Wha, oh come on! We're lookin' for my thing, together, we're like buds, it's cool. Hey, you fly. You go, why don't you go check the gutters.
Frylock
But, why would it be up in the gutters, Shake?
That's where your DVD burner ended up, when it decided not to work.
Frylock
Oh, I damn sure better not find that up there!
Well, that's the last place I remember chucking it.
[Frylock flies to the roof.]
Frylock
[yelling] Hey! Dammit! You did throw my DVD burner up here!
Frylock
Santa's coming tonight Meatwad, so I really need your Christmas list—
Frylock
…and if you've been a good boy this year, you may just get this…this L-shaped thing.
No, see, what that is, is a hair dryer.
Frylock
You want a hair dryer?
Frylock
For what? You don't have any-
Keep reading, next to the hair dryer.
Frylock
This—this is a squiggle.
No, that's hair. You read it backwards, fool. So go get it.
Shoo, that sure was a good sleep I had. WHERE ARE THE DAMN PRESENTS?!
Frylock
It's 4:00 in the afternoon Meatwad, that wasn't Santa.
Well, you know, maybe Santa's just gettin' a jump start on things this year. 'Cause, you know, statistics they show that there are more people in the world today. That's China's fault.
Frylock
Where do you get this information?
Well, there ain't gonna be no dinner this year.
Frylock
What about your girlfriend. I thought she was gonna cook.
"Co-fiancee." Let's get it right, please.
Frylock
"Co-"?
Yeah, you know, I'll split her with Carl. So he's "co-owner."
Frylock
You're depraved.
Yes, thank you, I think she sees that quality in me. But that damn Carl is so Selfish.
Carl should remember the reason for the season.
The reason for the season is pleasin and I ain't gettin much pleasin and Carl better get his ass with the program.
Get with what program, Cup?
Hey fry-man, you think I can get you to come over here and uh, blow a frickin' hole in my wall?
Frylock
What's wrong, Carl?
Well, for starters, she's barricaded herself inside the house. And every time she talks to me, it's in this, like, language. It's like some demon yelling at me, or something!
Okay, I'm awake. Let's, uh, friggin go get married.
[at Carl's house]
Frylock
And do you, Svetlana... what does this say?
Look, just say Smith or Jones or something... there's no way you can pronounce that right.
Frylock
Svetlana Smith take Carl...
Just say Smith again, it don't matter... none of this matters.
Frylock
...Smith to be your lawfully wedded husband...
Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
Frylock
...to honor...
Frylock
...take Carl, and Master Shake...
Frylock
to be your lawfully wedded husbands as long as you three shall live.
SSvetlana
[speaking Russian, from inside Carl's house]
Frylock
Okay, now shove the ring under the door.
No, we're not doing the ring, I'm not gettin' roped into all that.
Frylock
How can you not have a ring?
No, it ends here. I haven't seen food once since she's shown up.
He's right, let's do this thing - light this candle.
Frylock
By the power invested in me by the state of New Jersey I now pronounce you men and wife. You may now kiss the door.
SSvetlana
[speaking Russian; escapes]
Well technically, it's half hers now, right? Or a third, I don't know.
GGeorge
Introducing the new Misters and Mrs. Bertwoski!
It's Brutananadilewski! And you get the hell out of here!
No way, you are staying! We got him 'til two.
Man, it makes me sad they had to open their gifts in front of an ape and they were all made out of doodoo. What kinda Christmas is that?!
Frylock
It's okay Meatwad. This is all a bunch of bull.
Frylock
Believe what? That you're a ghost and Santa Claus is an ape? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever–
Was an ape. Now he is a machine!
I left cookies and a glass of milk FOR A MACHINE?!!
No man, he's an ape. [They look at him questioningly] I mean, wait he is a machine! You were trying to mess me up on purpose!
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