Man, it makes me sad they had to open their gifts in front of an ape and they were all made out of doodoo. What kinda Christmas is that?!
It's okay Meatwad. This is all a bunch of bull.
You don't believe?
Believe what? That you're a ghost and Santa Claus is an ape? That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever–
Was an ape. Now he is a machine!
I left cookies and a glass of milk FOR A MACHINE?!!
No man, he's an ape. [They look at him questioningly] I mean, wait he is a machine! You were trying to mess me up on purpose!
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