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Aqua Teen Hunger Force · Season 1

Carl, Meatwad and others in “Mail Order Bride”

Okay, I'm awake. Let's, uh, friggin go get married.

Oh Good!

Yeah, brotha!

Let's get married, yeah!

[at Carl's house]

And do you, Svetlana... what does this say?

Look, just say Smith or Jones or something... there's no way you can pronounce that right.

Svetlana Smith take Carl...

Just say Smith again, it don't matter... none of this matters.

...Smith to be your lawfully wedded husband...

Hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

...to honor...

Back up! Rewind!

...take Carl, and Master Shake...

That's more like it.

to be your lawfully wedded husbands as long as you three shall live.

SSvetlana

[speaking Russian, from inside Carl's house]

Alright, yeah!

Alright, score!

Sweet nectar!

Okay, now shove the ring under the door.

No, we're not doing the ring, I'm not gettin' roped into all that.

How can you not have a ring?

No, it ends here. I haven't seen food once since she's shown up.

He's right, let's do this thing - light this candle.

By the power invested in me by the state of New Jersey I now pronounce you men and wife. You may now kiss the door.

Blow it open Frylock.

Do it!

SSvetlana

[speaking Russian; escapes]

Svetlana, baby?

Great! Great!

Oh Man! She got the car.

Well technically, it's half hers now, right? Or a third, I don't know.

GGeorge

Introducing the new Misters and Mrs. Bertwoski!

It's Brutananadilewski! And you get the hell out of here!

No way, you are staying! We got him 'til two.

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