Frylock quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Frylock

But I thought everyone back then was undeveloped? Couldn't make machines with their crinkled hands.

Cybernetic Ghost

Well the elves came from the red planet, and there was much defecation.

Frylock

Yeah, yeah, you mentioned that. How long ago did you say this was?

Cybernetic Ghost

[Fog rolls in] Thousands of years ago-

Frylock

Oh shut up! You still haven't explained why the pool is filled with elf blood!

Cybernetic Ghost

I told you earlier, it was the Great Circuiting.

Frylock

You didn't mention no "Great Circuiting".

Cybernetic Ghost

Oh, I didn't? [pause] Thousands of years ago...

Frylock

Meatwad, can you hear me?

Frylock

Oh, great, he's drunk!

I'm not drunk! You're the drunk one! Are you gonna do somethin' about it?!

Master Shake

Yeah, I'll do somethin' about it! How about THAT?! [kicks Meatwad]

Ow!

Master Shake

Ya like that?

Do that to my face! What, you scared?! [gets kicked] Ow! You did it again!

You son bitch!

Master Shake

This is stupid. Let's kick him out of here. [kicks Meatwad a couple more times, then turns to the snake] What are you lookin' at?

Yeah, I can't pretend to know what you're going through right now, but... you let go, okay? Thank you. If you need anything, you know who to look to: someone else.

Frylock

If only we wouldn't have gotten him that pet.

Don't–

Frylock

I mean, he would have been here today.

Don't beat yourself up over it. There's nothing you can do about this. I mean, it-it kinda was your fault, but... but, hey, screw it. They're dead and you're not.

Frylock

I appreciate it, Carl. I really do.

Is this a cemetery? This is a construction site, isn't it?

Here. It's a Fruit Roll-Up. I was gonna make ya a casserole for your loss, but, uh... but I didn't.

Frylock

Mmm, thanks.

I was gonna yell my brains out at ya but, because of your loss, I might just gently ask: What happened last night with all the noise?

Frylock

Carl, Carl, Carl. [chuckles] Why don't you mind your own damn business before I carve you up like a Christmas goose? You wanna taste of what I did to that snake? 'Cause I'll do it to you, too!

Fryman. Man. You changed. [Frylock stabs Carl]

Frylock

Aw, for the better?

Frylock

[chuckles darkly] There goes the neighborhood.

You killed us! I told you not to do it and you did it... anyways.

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Master Shake

Yes, you did!

Frylock

No I didn't!

Yes, you did

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Yes! you did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Master Shake

Yes, you did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Yes, you did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Yes! you did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Master Shake

Yes, you did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

...yeah, you did.

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Yeah! You did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Master Shake

You did!

Frylock

No, really, I didn't!

Yes, you did

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Yes! You did!

Frylock

No, I did not!

Master Shake

Wait! Did you just say that you did?

He did?

What, did he say that he did?

Frylock

No, I said I didn't.

Master Shake

...cause you did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Did, too.

Frylock

Didn't!

Did.

Frylock

Didn't!

Master Shake

Did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Yes, you did!

Frylock

Watch the fire. Over there. You're gonna burn yourself.

Oh, thank you. ...but you did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Master Shake

Yes, you did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

You so friggin' did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Of course you did!

Frylock

No, I did not!

Master Shake

Yes, you did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Well, yeah, you did.

Frylock

No, I didn't!

Master Shake

Yes, you did!

Frylock

No!

Master Shake

Yes, you did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

You did!

Frylock

No, I didn't!

You friggin' did!

Frylock

No!

Master Shake

Yes, you did!

Frylock

No really, I didn't!

Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did! Yes, you did!

Shake

He wanted me to give you these cell phones. They link you directly to the man himself.

Frylock

He's giving us a cell phone?

There's no text messaging. This a suck phone.

Shake

[answering phone] Drizzle here.

Hello, yes, Drizzle. Violent criminals have put... what did you, Fat Albert...

Frylock

Prince Albert.

Oh, have put... Fat Albert in a can.

Frylock

No it's Prince. Prince Albert.

Oh, okay. Hold on. [to Shake on the phone] Have put... F-Fat Albert in a can, in your can.

Shake

I'll need precise coordinates, ma'am.

Oh okay, it's... it's in your butt, boy! [snickering] It's in your butt! Did you hear me? It's in your butt.

Shake

Pranksters! Sons of—

Frylock

Shake, the printer called and said that the Drizzle's stationery and business cards are ready. But they're concerned what with the paper being black and the ink being black.

Shake

Everything must be black, like the Storm of Justice!

Frylock

Well, maybe you'd better talk to them. [holding a bouncing eye contraption] And this is blocking up the hallway.

Shake

The Eye of Justice. The Drizzle is lost without it.

Frylock

[Bringing in a package] This just came for the Drizzle.

Shake

Who's the Drizzle?

Frylock

Well, we don't know that, do we? But he owes me 40 bucks for this C.O.D.

Frylock

Where are you going?

Shake

I'm going to let the Fume know that he needs to let the rest of the world know that he exists.

Downtown is in flames tonight as a mysterious arsonist...

Frylock

Ah no, Shake. You messed up this time.

Shake

[To Meatwad] Who are you taking?

Yeah, who are you takin'?

Frylock

Carl? How did you get in here?

The window, jackass. WHO ARE YOU TAKIN'?!?!?!

Frylock

Gentleman, say goodbye to your old desktop! [turns on computer and it disappears]

Master Shake

Say goodbye to your new one too.

Frylock

Where did it go?! What the hell happened?!

Master Shake

Was it supposed to do that?

Frylock

Did it bust through the wall again?

Yes it did.

Frylock

No it didn't!

Do..what'd it do? Where do I go...to do the poop?

Master Shake

My pizza's here! Pizza time! Pizza time, pizza time, pizza time...

Frylock

Oh yeah, well whatcha gonna do about it?

Eat pizza. Pizza time, pizza time, pizza time!

Dang, what was that?

Boy, sure is nice not havin' Shake around.

Frylock

Yeah, it is odd that he'd go down to Guatemala to be a missionary. In fact, it's not true.

Look here, he can be down on a prom date with Santa Claus on the moon for all I care. 'Point is, I can do whatever I want with my toys.

Frylock

Pick up your toys.

... Shut up.

Look here, you want your blue jean ad?

Master Shake

More than anything.

Frylock

A "blue jean ad?!" Look Shake, a lotta times the media tries to present an image that isn't exactly true to life. I mean, you understand what I'm sayin', right?

Master Shake

No, I do, I do. I understand that some people - Meatwad - don't look good, and that they should hide from the cameras at all costs. It's the beautiful people that are the smart ones, and it's that very same smartness that makes them rich.

Shake, people are different all over. I mean, it's not how you look on the outside, it's what inside that counts.

Master Shake

Thank you dad. I get the message. Is that what you're tryin' ta tell 69SoFine?

Frylock

You read my e-mail?!

Master Shake

You think she gets that you're a fireman yet?

Frylock

...Well, screw you!

Master Shake

Oh, good one. Never heard that one before. Boy do I feel burned.