Frylock quotes from Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Frylock

Oh, you're ki — Meatwad, it's not polite to stare.

But, look at him.

Major Shake

No, it's okay, I know. I'm totally, hideous.

No i-it's cool, I was just wondering if that jambox worked, you know. Shake threw mine in a cobra cage, and dared me to go get it, and that's why I'm all puffy back here.

Frylock

Did they not see us sitting here?

Major Shake

No, I'm sure it'll come to them.

Oglethorpe

Oh, damn it!

What?

Oglethorpe

That was that man, the fry-man!

So, is he like replicating it?

Frylock

No, he's hotwiring it.

Oh, shoot I was hoping I'd learn something. Science is a mystery to man, isn't it Frylock?

Frylock

Yeah it sure is Meatwad...

Like how we all evolved from the ancient dinosaur. I wish I had some of their stuff boy. Like them tail. Them tails that make 'em fly.

Frylock

Shut up, Damn!

Frylock

So, did they, um … ever find your car?

Oh, they found part of it, you know, hang'n from a trestle near the turnpike. Yeah the cops said he had a … a "straw-like protrusion" and a "cup-like body." You know anybody like 'at?

Frylock

Uh, well, it wasn't Shake, Carl. He was abducted by aliens earlier this afternoon.

Oh, I knew that. Yeah, of course.

Frylock

He was … seriously.

I hate you!

Shake

Meatwad, get in this bag!

Frylock

What?!

Shake

What? I got airholes... it's a joke, it'a joke, ha ha, don't get in that bag, you little meat.

Shake

Now you stay in that bag!

Hey, where's Meat Mountain there?

Frylock

You mean Meatwad.

Oh no, they were callin' 'im Meat Mountain last night.

Shake

Okay, I'm gonna go.

Frylock

You're not going anywhere Shake.

Yeah, ya gotta come check this out man. Igloo, hot dog, igloo, that bit. But the whole time the stripper's shakin' it in front of 'im.

Frylock

My goodness! Where was this?!

The warehouse in front of Girls For You, you know, the lingerie modeling place.

Frylock

Uh, no, I don't know Carl.

Well-ell, twenty bucks, twenty minutes. I'm tellin' ya, one Friday night, you and me Fry-man, blow the lid off the joint! Yeah-heh!

Frylock

I don't think so Carl.

What, you gay?

Frylock

You sold Meatwad to the circus, didn't you?!

Shake

Every day I buy and sell people like you! But no, I did not do that. But based on what I'm hearing here, someone may have.

Frylock

How much, Shake?

Shake

Two.

Frylock

Two? Two what?

Shake

Two dollars. What? What's wrong with that?

Shake

Two dollars and fifty cents! Are they out of their minds?!

Frylock

Wow, the crowd is really getting off on this.

Well, that's great. I'm so happy for 'em. Where are the strippers?!

Shake

Hey, look at me! I'm stupid as hell, I can't even breathe properly, let alone read! What's that?

Randy

And now.. the Amazing Arctic Igloo!

Shake

What?!

Frylock

Yeah, turn into that Igloo!

Take your top off!!

Frylock

Carl...

Randy

Yeah..so..where is that, Milkshake?

Shake

Well I uh.. (takes off his costume and shows it's really him in disguise with hair under his eyes) Look it's the Amazing Milkshake with the Bearded Eyes!!

And I'll tell you something else Frylock, I did not see one computer in that whole camp.

Frylock

Yeah, yeah. Say, have you noticed that Indian burial ground that's coming up through our drain again?

Nah, that's Inside-out Boy. He just needs a place to stay for a few days.

Shake

Whoo, I just ate a whole bathtub full of cherry cobbler. It was delicious.

...You're joking, right?

Shake

No, I'm not.

...NOOOOOOOOO!!!

Frylock

Shake? [Yelling Continues] Shake! Turn those damn monster movies down-- [Notices nobody in the living room] Shake?

Master Shake

Who's watching my TV? Because I...

I bought the damn TV!

Frylock

Will you two shut up and listen? [Yelling Continues] It sounds like it's coming from the floor.

Master Shake

[beats the floor with a broomstick] Will you SHUT UP?! You hear me?! It's three o'clock in the morning and I need to sleep! [Frylock knocks him out with chloroform]

Hey, can I have some of that?

Frylock

Just go to sleep and we'll deal with it in the morning.

Yeah sure, I'll just go to sleep and tomorrow morning I'm gonna call me a social worker. [Frylock prepares a dose of chloroform] And tell him I'm in unfit living conditions and the city will be over here so fast tha-- oh. [Knocked out by chloroform]

Why does he get a lobster?

Frylock

'Cause he's the mummy, damn it! Now shut up!

Master Shake

Do you know what time it is, huh? It's 2:30 in the afternoon, and people are trying to sleep. [Notices the mummy] Whose mummy?

Frylock

I found it in the crawlspace.

Master Shake

So you were the one doing all the moaning when I was trying to sleep, huh?

Master Shake

Shake, you don't wanna piss him off. He has the power to curse you.

Do it, Shake. Piss him off.

Master Shake

I'll do what I want, when I want, and how I want, and no mummy— you hear me, Band-Aid...

Here it comes.

Master Shake

No mummy is gonna tell me what to do.

Curse! Curse!! CURSE!!!

Oh, damn.

Master Shake

You done? We all done...

CURSE!!!

Master Shake

Now are you done?

Yes.

Master Shake

Cause I'm done listening to you. I got a curse for you. It's called, "tomorrow morning, your ass is outta here." I'm going back to bed!

Curse.

Master Shake

I heard it already! I know! It's a friggin' curse!

Frylock

Shake, I think he may have cursed you.

Master Shake

(sarcastically) Oh, je-ya think? Cuz, I mean, he only said it about a thousand times!

A book?! No sir! Shake says that books is from the devil, and that TV is twice as fast.

Frylock

Twice as fast at what?

Information.