Santa's coming tonight Meatwad, so I really need your Christmas list—
Here.
…and if you've been a good boy this year, you may just get this…this L-shaped thing.
No, see, what that is, is a hair dryer.
You want a hair dryer?
Yeah.
For what? You don't have any-
Keep reading, next to the hair dryer.
This—this is a squiggle.
No, that's hair. You read it backwards, fool. So go get it.
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