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S1 E22

American Dad! · Season 1, Episode 22

Barry, Stan and others in “With Friends Like Steve's”

Barry

Hey, Steve. Somebody left this on your front porch. (gives Steve the doormat)

Stan

Great, it's the fat one.

Steve

That's a doormat, Barry.

Barry

Who's Matt Barry?

Stan

God, I hate you so much!

Steve

Mom, can Barry stay for dinner?

Francine

If it's okay with his parents.

Barry

Oh, they won't care. They never care.

Stan

Good people. My kind of people.

(Barry's watch beeps)

Barry

Oh, time to take my vitamin. May I have a glass of water?

Stan

Fatty can use the garden hose!

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