American Dad! · Season 3, Episode 4
“Big Trouble in Little Langley” · Season 3, Episode 4
In this episode: Stan Smith (1), Roger (1), Steve Smith (1), Klaus (1), Snot (1), Barry (1), Toshi (1)
Why did you cut Francine out of the will and leave everything to Gwen?
Because Gwen is moron. She needs lots of help. She fail math in school! Imagine a Chinese girl can't do math?
Stan : It's embarrassing when children don't adhere to stereotypes.
Francine is our smart daughter. We never have to worry about her...and she married OK.
Stan : [to Francine] Gwen... God is she hot. Model hot. Great, it was bad enough that I was mad, now I'm horny! Get up and kiss me like your sis--you know what, forget it.
Snot, remember that time I gave you half an orange?
Yeah.
Well, then let me put a firecracker up your ass!
[later]
No, I don't remember you remember you giving me half an orange, so no, you can't.
Why does everybody hate me so much?!
Hey, guess what? I'm flame retardant.
Can I blow you up with firecrackers?
I don't see why not.
Awesome!
[We see Roger wearing a daredevil outfit and sitting on a heap of fireworks]
I will now recklessly blow up my cousin, Roger.
[Lindsey Coolidge loosens one of her buttons]
For good measure, I'm gonna set the whole thing off with this. The Finger Blaster.
フィンガーブラスターほど女の子を夢中にさせるものはありません。[Japanese to English translation: Nothing gets a girl going quite like a Finger Blaster.]
[Steve lights the Finger Blaster; it explodes in his hand due to a quick-burning fuse]
Ah! My thumb! I blew off my thumb!
We're gonna get in trouble! Ruuuuun!
[Steve is clutching his hand and squirming in pain]
Okay, golden opportunity. Say "Charlie, they took my thumb." [beat] Eric Roberts, Pope of Greenwich Village. You're a lot of fun.
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