“Snot, remember that time I gave you half...” – Steve, American Dad! ... TV Quotes Database

Snot, remember that time I gave you half an orange?

Yeah.

Well, then let me put a firecracker up your ass!

[later]

No, I don't remember you remember you giving me half an orange, so no, you can't.

Why does everybody hate me so much?!

Hey, guess what? I'm flame retardant.

Can I blow you up with firecrackers?

I don't see why not.

Awesome!

[We see Roger wearing a daredevil outfit and sitting on a heap of fireworks]

I will now recklessly blow up my cousin, Roger.

[Lindsey Coolidge loosens one of her buttons]

For good measure, I'm gonna set the whole thing off with this. The Finger Blaster.

フィンガーブラスターほど女の子を夢中にさせるものはありません。[Japanese to English translation: Nothing gets a girl going quite like a Finger Blaster.]

[Steve lights the Finger Blaster; it explodes in his hand due to a quick-burning fuse]

Ah! My thumb! I blew off my thumb!

We're gonna get in trouble! Ruuuuun!

[Steve is clutching his hand and squirming in pain]

Okay, golden opportunity. Say "Charlie, they took my thumb." [beat] Eric Roberts, Pope of Greenwich Village. You're a lot of fun.

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