[drunk] Francine, you need to come home right now. Greg was mean to me!
TBTank Bates
What're you talking about, fruit loop? She's Terry's girlfriend.
No she's not. She's my wife! Greg is Terry's boyfriend!
TBTank Bates
...What?
Terry and Greg are in love! Your son is gay!
[Terry faints in an overly-cliched manner. his father, confused, catches him]
See? That's not how a straight guy faints. This is how a straight guy faints!
[collapses forward and lands flat on his face]
