CLCee Lo Green
Well, hello there. My name...It's not important. Well, what is is the next half hour. You're gonna see a cautionary tale that may greatly influence your next hot tub purchase.
“Hot Water” · Season 7, Episode 1
In this episode: Steve Smith (1), Principal Lewis (1)
Gee, Dad. I'd like to get in the hot tub too. But I can't 'cause I'm pretty sure my parents jizzed in it last night!
[on answering machine] Hey, it's Lewis. I can never find the damn phone. [Principal Lewis starts frantically searching for the phone]
MMarguerite
[on the phone] Lewis, it's the hot tub. I did some research, man. It used to have a stripper pole in it. They banned it because some tubs, when they get struck by lightning, they come alive! The hot tub is alive, and it escaped from a mental institution, and did some rapes...
[who has been searching for the phone and found it in the freezer in the ice cream] What are you saying, Marguerite?
MMarguerite
[over phone still] I'm saying, the hot tub, is a murderer.
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