Gotta go put a popsicle on the ol' starfish.
“Son of Stan” · Season 6, Episode 2
In this episode: Roger (1), Steve Smith (1)
(Roger finds his way to Thailand and talks to a passing beach waiter)
I'll have three twelve-year-old boys, no MSG.
(Hayley and Jeff knock Roger into the pool and escape on a helicopter rope ladder)
Roger (as he climbs out of the pool; to Hayley and Jeff): Are you crazy pushing me in the pool?! I have forty hits of ecstacy in my pocket! (to the kids in the pool): Buckle up, kids. (to the parents at poolside): They're gonna have to go to the hospital.
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