[the camera cuts to more footage showing the Nightosphere via Jake's cameraphone]
"Alright, so... this is the Nightosphere, I guess. It looks banay-nays. Marceline says they got tons of crazy ways out here. [walks into the cave to see Finn and Marceline playing tambourine and banjo respectively] Right, Marceline? Marceline! [waves hand in front of the camera] Marcy!! [uses index finger and thumb on Marceline, morphs it into a claw hand while making sounds] Hehehe...
HHunson
"There you are, Marceline. [pans out to show Hunson in his monster form] Huh? RAHHH!!!"
HHunson
"Oh! Hello, dog. Hello, Finn." [swipe at Finn]
"Stay away from me, old man!" [points at him and shakes tambourine]
[watching the video] Hehehe... nice one.
HHunson
"Now, Finn. [shrinks down into his non-monster state] Come on, there's no bad blood here. Come here, let's bury the hatchet! [hugs Finn] See how I'm not killing you?"
HHunson
"Alright, I don't want to embarrass my little girl. [puts Finn down] So young lady, have you thought about my offer?"
"What offer, Marceline's Dad?"
HHunson
[chuckles] "I want Marceline to take over the Nightosphere. Finally join the family business."
"Business? What do you even do?"
HHunson
Oh, ha... [backing away] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on...
[the camera points towards Jake's belly as he scratches himself. The camera points back to Hunson and Marceline observing the burning landscape]
HHunson
"Check it out, sweetie. See how chaotic it is out there? [fire shoots out of the ground] How everyone's confused and frustrated? The Nightosphere is sustained by chaos."
[camera swipe to Finn jiggling his cheeks, swipe back]
"Eh, I just don't see my self doing this biz."
HHunson
"Okay, but I know you'll come around eventually. Or maybe you won't. I don't know. You're an independent woman. [yawns so hard his soul-sucking face is seen as Jake backs away] Well, I'm gonna take a nappy. [taking a stroll] Oh! I almost forgot!" [takes off a neck ornament and sucks his suit into it; he is now wearing underpants and an undershirt]
HHunson
"Whoops! [laughs, hands it to her] You should put this amulet on. It'll grant you wishes for, like... ponies, or whatever kids like."
"Dad, I'm a thousand years old."
HHunson
"Ha! Yes you are, sweetie. [messing her hair, walks away] Daddy's little monster!"
[Finn and Jake find Marceline's dad (Hunson) holding a sandwich and mustard from the fridge]
HHunson
Just grabbing a midnight snack. [shuts fridge]
It's Marceline! That's her out there!
HHunson
I know. Isn't it fantastic?
HHunson
But this is what I've always wanted. My daughter, following in his daddy's footsteps.
But that's not what she wants!
HHunson
That's balderdash, baby.
[back at the Tree Fort, Jake is listening to music in another room]
[offscreen] Jake! Hey, Jake! [Jake takes off one side of his headphones] Jake!
Come here! Ya gotta check this out!
Check this out, man. This bear is tops blooby! [Jake rolls his eyes and sighs] Watch this. [Finn inhales and the bear does the same] Choo! [the bear does the same] Ya gotta try this, Jake. He does everything I do!
[Finn slushes his drink at full force. The bear looks for something to imitate with, picks up and chews on BMO's leg]
[laughing] Oh, stop! [Finn pulls BMO away]
Haha, come on, Jake, try it!
Heh-heh. Um... Yeah, okay. [grabs a broom and starts sweeping] Sweepy-sweepy-sweepy. Sweep sweep sweep. [sweeps the bear's side] Sweepin'!
[the bear thwacks Jake up high onto the ground, and scratches its face. Finn comes by laughing]
He's got me down pat! Heh-hah! Sweeping's weak.
Finn: Whoa! Haha! This guy's alright!
[beat] This guy just busted me up my chops, Finn!
Hey, come on, he's just a bear. He don't know nothin'.
Mmmm... Yeah, I guess. Well, anyway, it's gettin' pretty late. Probably time for everyone to go back home to their own houses.
Yeah, I guess you're right, Jake. It is pretty late. He should probably stay here tonight. [Jake scowls] You can sleep in the bathtub.
[laughing] Brathtub! This guy is tops blooby!
[at Ice Kingdom] I said I don't know! [groans] I have nothing to do with this!
Stop lying! We found your fingerprints at the crime scene!
Oh, well... then why did you say that?
Ice King, we know you did it!
Finn, I'm as concerned as you are. There's some sicko out there. What if he comes after my princess?
Yeah. Let me introduce you to my new wife.
[he removes a cloak from a shadowed figure revealing a grotesque mash-up of all the princesses, making Finn and Jake gasp in horror. Ice King looks back and forth]
Oh, wait. You mean I'm the guy stealing all the p— Yeah, okay, I get it now.
Here it is. I hope you like it. [unveils ice sculptures of Ice King and Monster Wife holding hands]
[Monster Wife walks to their sculpture of themselves, tapping its face and puts banana in its mouth, which drops soon after. They look down in a melancholy expression]
MWMonster Wife
Is there something wrong with me? The way I am... it's not normal, is it?
[embraces her] Ohh, pretty baby wife. You're the most normal thing in my whole life. We're like two normal jelly beans sitting at the bottom of the jar, floating in a sea of olives, waiting for somebody to guess how many jelly beans are in the jar, which I mentioned.
MWMonster Wife
I don't think I understand.
Just look into my eyes and know that everything is okay.
[aside Finn and Jake, Bubblegum meets with Goliad in the castle gardens]
I hear you learned a lot today.
GGoliad
Yes. I lead the children.
But Finn said you used yelling and mind control.
GGoliad
Yes. It was good.
Goliad, let me tell you something about leadership. You see this fat bee? She gets pollen from this flower, but she's gentle and makes the flower happy and pollenated. They both get what they need, and that's how a leader should be.
GGoliad
No, Princess. Bee cares not for flower. If getting pollen hurt or kill flower, bee would not care. [crushes, twists bee] Bee is stronger than flower. [uses third eye to resurrect it] Goliad is stronger than bee. [influences bee at Finn and Jake] Goliad is stronger than all.
CCookie
What? Oh.. look... you should probably split, buddy. Things are about to get pretty flipped out in here.
Oh sure, sorry man. I was just tryin' to get away from that rotten Princess Bubblegum for a while, y'know? Isn't she just the worst?
CCookie
Wait, you hate Princess Bubblegum too? Get outta here!
Oh yeah, man, she's the worst! Sittin' out there all safe and cosy while I'm riskin' my life tootin' around in here in a stupid milkman costume...
[...]
Oh, um... I just mean it feels like a costume! Cos I wanted to be a mailman so bad, you see? But the Princess--she made me be a milkman anyway.
CCookie
Boy I here ya, brother.
Okay, okay... How about I give you a big cowboy hat... then will you let the hostages go?
[...]
CCookie
No!! No! Don't play games with me, Princess! I want that crown! No crown, no hostages!
Well, obviously, that's going to be a problem, because I'M the princess and I need my crown. So...
CCookie
No, Princess! You are problem, the problem princess! ...Just gimme that crown!
