[the camera cuts to more footage showing the Nightosphere via Jake's cameraphone]
"Alright, so... this is the Nightosphere, I guess. It looks banay-nays. Marceline says they got tons of crazy ways out here. [walks into the cave to see Finn and Marceline playing tambourine and banjo respectively] Right, Marceline? Marceline! [waves hand in front of the camera] Marcy!! [uses index finger and thumb on Marceline, morphs it into a claw hand while making sounds] Hehehe...
"There you are, Marceline. [pans out to show Hunson in his monster form] Huh? RAHHH!!!"
"WAHHHH!!!"
"Oh! Hello, dog. Hello, Finn." [swipe at Finn]
"Stay away from me, old man!" [points at him and shakes tambourine]
[watching the video] Hehehe... nice one.
"Now, Finn. [shrinks down into his non-monster state] Come on, there's no bad blood here. Come here, let's bury the hatchet! [hugs Finn] See how I'm not killing you?"
"Ugh, Dad, stop."
"Alright, I don't want to embarrass my little girl. [puts Finn down] So young lady, have you thought about my offer?"
"Ugh!!"
"What offer, Marceline's Dad?"
[chuckles] "I want Marceline to take over the Nightosphere. Finally join the family business."
"Business? What do you even do?"
Oh, ha... [backing away] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on...
[the camera points towards Jake's belly as he scratches himself. The camera points back to Hunson and Marceline observing the burning landscape]
"Check it out, sweetie. See how chaotic it is out there? [fire shoots out of the ground] How everyone's confused and frustrated? The Nightosphere is sustained by chaos."
[camera swipe to Finn jiggling his cheeks, swipe back]
"Eh, I just don't see my self doing this biz."
"Okay, but I know you'll come around eventually. Or maybe you won't. I don't know. You're an independent woman. [yawns so hard his soul-sucking face is seen as Jake backs away] Well, I'm gonna take a nappy. [taking a stroll] Oh! I almost forgot!" [takes off a neck ornament and sucks his suit into it; he is now wearing underpants and an undershirt]
"Dad!!"
"Whoops! [laughs, hands it to her] You should put this amulet on. It'll grant you wishes for, like... ponies, or whatever kids like."
"Dad, I'm a thousand years old."
"Ha! Yes you are, sweetie. [messing her hair, walks away] Daddy's little monster!"
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