Bear quotes from Adventure Time

Dark times are coming.

I've been waiting for this my whole life. [sneaks up on Finn]

[to Teenage Bear] Oh no, you don't! [slaps him in the face]

You never let me do anything!

Finn

[strikes Teenage Bear with his sword, and Teenage Bear falls to the ground]

[to Finn] You killed him!

[to Mama Bear] Mom, quit touching me!

Finn

Hey, excuse me! Excuse me! I dunno why you don't know this, but y'all are partyin' in a monster's stomach!

Thanks! I love dancing!

Finn

No! Y'ALL... are PARTYIN'... in a MONSTER'S... STOMACH!!

I think he wants to know where the bathroom is!!

IT'S OVER THERE!!!

Finn

[offscreen] Jake! Hey, Jake! [Jake takes off one side of his headphones] Jake!

Jake

What?

Finn

Come here! Ya gotta check this out!

Jake

Yeah, okay.

Finn

Check this out, man. This bear is tops blooby! [Jake rolls his eyes and sighs] Watch this. [Finn inhales and the bear does the same] Choo! [the bear does the same] Ya gotta try this, Jake. He does everything I do!

[laughing] Oh, stop! [Finn pulls BMO away]

Finn

Haha, come on, Jake, try it!

It's awesome!

Jake

Heh-heh. Um... Yeah, okay. [grabs a broom and starts sweeping] Sweepy-sweepy-sweepy. Sweep sweep sweep. [sweeps the bear's side] Sweepin'!

Finn

He's got me down pat! Heh-hah! Sweeping's weak.

Jake

[annoyed] Mmmmmm...

[spoke] Sweeping weak.

Jake

[beat] This guy just busted me up my chops, Finn!

Finn

Hey, come on, he's just a bear. He don't know nothin'.

Jake

Mmmm... Yeah, I guess. Well, anyway, it's gettin' pretty late. Probably time for everyone to go back home to their own houses.

Finn

Yeah, I guess you're right, Jake. It is pretty late. He should probably stay here tonight. [Jake scowls] You can sleep in the bathtub.

Brathtrub!

Finn

[laughing] Brathtub! This guy is tops blooby!