Adventure Time · Season 4
Dude, I think I have a crush! What do you know about her, Jake?
I was trying to help you get over your Princess Bubblegum sad times by hooking you two up. But she's evil, man!
[furious] You shut your dirty mouth. [slaps Jake]
Dirty? [checks his tongue] No, man. Really, her dad said she was evil!
She's headed for the Goblin Kingdom! We need to defeat this fiery she-beast!
I can't fight her, man! I'm still into her!
Finn! What's more important — your love for that screwball dame, or being a hero and saving the lives of innocent goblin folk?
[growl] Being a hero.
Finn, even if we like each other, we're going to hurt each other.
No! We don't have to! I can take it! I- I mean... can't we try?
You would defy nature for me?
Uhh, yeah.... whatevs.
(The two hug, but Finn pushes her from him when he is burned by her fiery body.)
Bye, Finn. (she leaves the Goblin Kingdon)
You are nasty, Gunter! You a got nasty booty mister! Nasty! Aw, don't be sad Stinky. Come with Daddy and I'll make it all better.
[Gunter then drifts away from Ice King ]
G'bye Gunter! Sorry sweetie, but I'm never gonna get any princesses if you're stinkin' up the place!
A love like theirs will always find a way. It'll crawl all up over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.
Cinnamon Bun! Do something!
...Okay. Hey everyone! The concert is over!!
That's not what I—
THE CONCERT'S OVER, PRINCESS!!!
Up and at 'em, people! Eveyone out of your cages. [Finn and Jake are released] My shift is over, and no one's shown up, so...
Whoa, wait! You're letting us go?
I mean... yeah, but not really. You're in the Nightosphere, so... [shrugs]
So... what?
[holds up cellphone and charger] Is there an outlet somewhere for this?
Ah ha ha... Hahahahahahaha!!
Hey, c'mon! Just tell us how we can get back to our world!
You can't leave the Nightosphere. Not unless he lets you.
Marceline's Dad...
Yeah, that's Hunson Abadeer. He runs this place.
[cut to a plaque under the statue reading "HUNSON ABADEER: OUR GREAT LEADER IS WITH US FOR ALL ETERNITY" with a large caterpillar-like demon running through between the statue's legs]
Hunson Abadeer? [giggles] Alright.
Well, dude, how do we talk to him?
You can't just talk to the boss. You gotta make an appointment.
Yeah, but we don't even know why we're here!
[holds up a banana] And what's up with this?!
Ugh. Oh! Oh, oh, sick! You touched that stuff?! [beat, flies off] Later, fools.
Who's next? Who's next?
[a demon steps forward]
Uh... me, my lord "Aberdeer."
What do you desire, cowering spec? Pain? Pleasure? Or... weird punishment?
Uh... pleasure.
No, weird punishment! [zaps Demon #1, bananas come out of his mouth] And what do you desire? P, P, or WP?
I... pain?
Okay. [zaps Demon #2, half his body disappears]
Aw...
Come on, come on, next!
Uh... I'm just gonna go.
You sure, dude? Don't you want abs?
Yeah, gimme abs!
[Marceline turns Demon #3's face into a six-pack, then laughs evilly]
[looks around] Who's the Teller? That guy?
Okay, bozos, [whacks a demon with his oar] make room, make room! Make room!
Ouch!! Come on!
Scooch over, fatty.
I can't, dude! This outbox is packed tighter than my tummy tunnel when I can't make brown on the camping trips... because of my anxieties and I have IBS also. [gets hit with oar] Ow!
Hey, guy! Are you the Teller?
No. No, no, this is the line to meet the Teller.
[hits his head] No, man, are you for real?! How long's the wait?!
I don't know. I just like to row around on top of their heads.
Bunk that!
[holds up the banana] Hey, do you know about this?
I... ew, no. Ehh... sick.
Why do we need to see the Teller anyway? We just wanna see Hunson Abadeer and find out what happened to us.
The Teller will get you in touch with Hunson Abadeer. We got systems down here. You gotta swim the proper channels, ya know?
Yous ain't special! Yous gotta wait just like the rest of yous! ..Us.
Ugh... Where's the line start?
Oh... I dunno. The thing sorta governs itself.
Marceline... no one... LEAVES THE NIGHTOSPHERE!!! [screeches]
[the camera cuts to more footage showing the Nightosphere via Jake's cameraphone]
"Alright, so... this is the Nightosphere, I guess. It looks banay-nays. Marceline says they got tons of crazy ways out here. [walks into the cave to see Finn and Marceline playing tambourine and banjo respectively] Right, Marceline? Marceline! [waves hand in front of the camera] Marcy!! [uses index finger and thumb on Marceline, morphs it into a claw hand while making sounds] Hehehe...
"There you are, Marceline. [pans out to show Hunson in his monster form] Huh? RAHHH!!!"
"WAHHHH!!!"
"Oh! Hello, dog. Hello, Finn." [swipe at Finn]
"Stay away from me, old man!" [points at him and shakes tambourine]
[watching the video] Hehehe... nice one.
"Now, Finn. [shrinks down into his non-monster state] Come on, there's no bad blood here. Come here, let's bury the hatchet! [hugs Finn] See how I'm not killing you?"
"Ugh, Dad, stop."
"Alright, I don't want to embarrass my little girl. [puts Finn down] So young lady, have you thought about my offer?"
"Ugh!!"
"What offer, Marceline's Dad?"
[chuckles] "I want Marceline to take over the Nightosphere. Finally join the family business."
"Business? What do you even do?"
Oh, ha... [backing away] Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on...
[the camera points towards Jake's belly as he scratches himself. The camera points back to Hunson and Marceline observing the burning landscape]
"Check it out, sweetie. See how chaotic it is out there? [fire shoots out of the ground] How everyone's confused and frustrated? The Nightosphere is sustained by chaos."
[camera swipe to Finn jiggling his cheeks, swipe back]
"Eh, I just don't see my self doing this biz."
"Okay, but I know you'll come around eventually. Or maybe you won't. I don't know. You're an independent woman. [yawns so hard his soul-sucking face is seen as Jake backs away] Well, I'm gonna take a nappy. [taking a stroll] Oh! I almost forgot!" [takes off a neck ornament and sucks his suit into it; he is now wearing underpants and an undershirt]
"Dad!!"
"Whoops! [laughs, hands it to her] You should put this amulet on. It'll grant you wishes for, like... ponies, or whatever kids like."
"Dad, I'm a thousand years old."
"Ha! Yes you are, sweetie. [messing her hair, walks away] Daddy's little monster!"
[Finn and Jake find Marceline's dad (Hunson) holding a sandwich and mustard from the fridge]
What are you doing?
Just grabbing a midnight snack. [shuts fridge]
It's Marceline! That's her out there!
I know. Isn't it fantastic?
No! We have to save her!
Save her?
From the amulet!
But this is what I've always wanted. My daughter, following in his daddy's footsteps.
But that's not what she wants!
That's balderdash, baby.
[back at the Tree Fort, Jake is listening to music in another room]
[offscreen] Jake! Hey, Jake! [Jake takes off one side of his headphones] Jake!
What?
Come here! Ya gotta check this out!
Yeah, okay.
Check this out, man. This bear is tops blooby! [Jake rolls his eyes and sighs] Watch this. [Finn inhales and the bear does the same] Choo! [the bear does the same] Ya gotta try this, Jake. He does everything I do!
[Finn slushes his drink at full force. The bear looks for something to imitate with, picks up and chews on BMO's leg]
[laughing] Oh, stop! [Finn pulls BMO away]
Haha, come on, Jake, try it!
It's awesome!
Heh-heh. Um... Yeah, okay. [grabs a broom and starts sweeping] Sweepy-sweepy-sweepy. Sweep sweep sweep. [sweeps the bear's side] Sweepin'!
[the bear thwacks Jake up high onto the ground, and scratches its face. Finn comes by laughing]
He's got me down pat! Heh-hah! Sweeping's weak.
[annoyed] Mmmmmm...
[spoke] Sweeping weak.
Finn: Whoa! Haha! This guy's alright!
[beat] This guy just busted me up my chops, Finn!
Hey, come on, he's just a bear. He don't know nothin'.
Mmmm... Yeah, I guess. Well, anyway, it's gettin' pretty late. Probably time for everyone to go back home to their own houses.
Yeah, I guess you're right, Jake. It is pretty late. He should probably stay here tonight. [Jake scowls] You can sleep in the bathtub.
Brathtrub!
[laughing] Brathtub! This guy is tops blooby!
ARE YOU READY TO OVERCOME THIS THING??
I think so.
I said, ARE YOU READY TO OVERCOME THIS THING!!?
Yeah. I heard you. I said, "I think so."
I'm trying to get ya to shout.
Oh.. okay! IS THIS GOOD??
Never mind.
Cinnamon Bun... ret me out...
I... I-I'm not supposed to!
Don't you want a hug?
I can't, man!
Not... even a real one?
Huuuhh...
You want a hug?
Uuuhh.... YES!!! HUG ME!!!
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