Jake and Cookie in “Princess Cookie”

Jake

Milk? Some milk?

What? Oh.. look... you should probably split, buddy. Things are about to get pretty flipped out in here.

Jake

Oh sure, sorry man. I was just tryin' to get away from that rotten Princess Bubblegum for a while, y'know? Isn't she just the worst?

Wait, you hate Princess Bubblegum too? Get outta here!

Jake

Oh yeah, man, she's the worst! Sittin' out there all safe and cosy while I'm riskin' my life tootin' around in here in a stupid milkman costume...

Wait--costume!?

Jake

Oh, um... I just mean it feels like a costume! Cos I wanted to be a mailman so bad, you see? But the Princess--she made me be a milkman anyway.

Boy I here ya, brother.