"The dungeon's 80 paces west of here under a dumb-looking rock. And Finn, this dungeon's gonna kick your tail. I bet you won't even get past the first trial, you whiny baby! "
S3 E25Dad's Dungeon
"Finn, if you're seeing this pre-recorded holo-message, it's because you've finished the dungeon that I made for you. I'm proud of you. You're gonna do great things in this world. I love you, son."
S3 E26Incendium
Excellent! You have indeed proven yourself! Any prince ruthless enough to kill his own buffoon would make an excellent boyfriend!
JJake (Fake Finn)
Yeah..!
For my evil daughter!
JJake (Fake Finn)
WHAAAAAT?!?!
JJake (Fake Finn)
You know, on second thought... we're not really each other's types.
We're... what?
JJake (Fake Finn)
I changed my mind. I don't like you.
You... [transforms again to her enraged form] WHAT?!
JJake (Fake Finn)
[terrified] Uh, nothing. [uses Fake Finn to pick himself up] Bye, Flambo! [runs for his life]
[The Fire Castle erupts, due to Flame Princess' rage]
[for a beat, Flame Princess awakes from the liquid pyrotechnics left by PB and confronts Finn, in a fit of rage]
You...! What's wrong with me, huh!? You don't like me!?
I like you!
[beat. She becomes blushed for a while soon before enraged]
What's wrong with you!!?
[she restores herself and slaps Finn on his left cheek]
Don't ever mess with me again!
[she storms out the window through Finn. He stares for a while, then turns to Jake]
Who was that?
The princess of the Fire Kingdom.... [Finn looks out, back]
Dude... I think I have a crush.
S4 E1Hot to the Touch
Dude, I think I have a crush! What do you know about her, Jake?
I was trying to help you get over your Princess Bubblegum sad times by hooking you two up. But she's evil, man!
[furious] You shut your dirty mouth. [slaps Jake]
Dirty? [checks his tongue] No, man. Really, her dad said she was evil!
She's headed for the Goblin Kingdom! We need to defeat this fiery she-beast!
I can't fight her, man! I'm still into her!
Finn! What's more important — your love for that screwball dame, or being a hero and saving the lives of innocent goblin folk?
[growl] Being a hero.
Finn, even if we like each other, we're going to hurt each other.
No! We don't have to! I can take it! I- I mean... can't we try?
You would defy nature for me?
Uhh, yeah.... whatevs.
(The two hug, but Finn pushes her from him when he is burned by her fiery body.)
Bye, Finn. (she leaves the Goblin Kingdon)
S4 E2Five Short Graybles
You are nasty, Gunter! You a got nasty booty mister! Nasty! Aw, don't be sad Stinky. Come with Daddy and I'll make it all better.
[Gunter then drifts away from Ice King ]
G'bye Gunter! Sorry sweetie, but I'm never gonna get any princesses if you're stinkin' up the place!
S4 E3Web Weirdos
A love like theirs will always find a way. It'll crawl all up over you and drain your body fluids, poisoning you slowly until you pass out.
S4 E4Dream of Love
Cinnamon Bun! Do something!
...Okay. Hey everyone! The concert is over!!
That's not what I—
THE CONCERT'S OVER, PRINCESS!!!
S4 E5Return to the Nightosphere
GDGuard Demon
Up and at 'em, people! Eveyone out of your cages. [Finn and Jake are released] My shift is over, and no one's shown up, so...
Whoa, wait! You're letting us go?
GDGuard Demon
I mean... yeah, but not really. You're in the Nightosphere, so... [shrugs]
So... what?
[holds up cellphone and charger] Is there an outlet somewhere for this?
GDGuard Demon
Ah ha ha... Hahahahahahaha!!
Hey, c'mon! Just tell us how we can get back to our world!
GDGuard Demon
You can't leave the Nightosphere. Not unless he lets you.
FJFinn/Jake
Marceline's Dad...
GDGuard Demon
Yeah, that's Hunson Abadeer. He runs this place.
[cut to a plaque under the statue reading "HUNSON ABADEER: OUR GREAT LEADER IS WITH US FOR ALL ETERNITY" with a large caterpillar-like demon running through between the statue's legs]
Hunson Abadeer? [giggles] Alright.
Well, dude, how do we talk to him?
GDGuard Demon
You can't just talk to the boss. You gotta make an appointment.
Yeah, but we don't even know why we're here!
[holds up a banana] And what's up with this?!
GDGuard Demon
Ugh. Oh! Oh, oh, sick! You touched that stuff?! [beat, flies off] Later, fools.
Who's next? Who's next?
[a demon steps forward]
D1Demon #1
Uh... me, my lord "Aberdeer."
What do you desire, cowering spec? Pain? Pleasure? Or... weird punishment?
D1Demon #1
Uh... pleasure.
No, weird punishment! [zaps Demon #1, bananas come out of his mouth] And what do you desire? P, P, or WP?
D2Demon #2
I... pain?
Okay. [zaps Demon #2, half his body disappears]
D2Demon #2
Aw...
Come on, come on, next!
D3Demon #3
Uh... I'm just gonna go.
You sure, dude? Don't you want abs?
D3Demon #3
Yeah, gimme abs!
[Marceline turns Demon #3's face into a six-pack, then laughs evilly]
[looks around] Who's the Teller? That guy?
BDBoat Demon
Okay, bozos, [whacks a demon with his oar] make room, make room! Make room!
DDemon
Ouch!! Come on!
BDBoat Demon
Scooch over, fatty.
DDemon
I can't, dude! This outbox is packed tighter than my tummy tunnel when I can't make brown on the camping trips... because of my anxieties and I have IBS also. [gets hit with oar] Ow!
Hey, guy! Are you the Teller?
BDBoat Demon
No. No, no, this is the line to meet the Teller.
[hits his head] No, man, are you for real?! How long's the wait?!
BDBoat Demon
I don't know. I just like to row around on top of their heads.
Bunk that!
[holds up the banana] Hey, do you know about this?
BDBoat Demon
I... ew, no. Ehh... sick.
Why do we need to see the Teller anyway? We just wanna see Hunson Abadeer and find out what happened to us.
BDBoat Demon
The Teller will get you in touch with Hunson Abadeer. We got systems down here. You gotta swim the proper channels, ya know?
DDemon
Yous ain't special! Yous gotta wait just like the rest of yous! ..Us.
Ugh... Where's the line start?
BDBoat Demon
Oh... I dunno. The thing sorta governs itself.
Marceline... no one... LEAVES THE NIGHTOSPHERE!!! [screeches]
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